BOOBIES!

[hoosierbitch]

Good news: I took my notebook with me to dinner, and got some writing done!
Bad news: when I got home, I dropped my bag (and v. pointy notebook) on my toe.

Ow.

Comments

[elrhiarhodan]

I have no idea why I'm using the Puffins on this comment, but they somehow seem quite appropriate.Anyway. Nipples story. There is a woman in my office, a few years (3 or 4) years younger than me, and she has a perpetual case of NHO. And she wears really thin, tight fitting bras and tops - but not overtly sexy-like tight. Just like she's put on 10 lbs and her clothes don't quite fit anymore tight. And sometimes she comes into my office and plops herself down in one of my guest chairs and starts talking...and those nipples are staring out at me. It kind of creeps me out...because it's the office and there should be some sort office rule about NHO and I am finding myself wanting to give her masking tape or band-aides or something

[hoosierbitch]

OMG THE FLIES ARE DRIVING ME CRAAAAAAAZY.

Also, I get that having prominent nipples can be awkward for other people, but it sucks from the other side, too. I don't really want to have to tape my body down so that it won't make other folks uncomfortable. But I also don't really liked being stared at. LIKE I SAID: IS A DILEMMA.

Weird comments are weird, and if I do get my thoughts together enough for a meta, I think I'm gonna try to write it! :D

PLAY THE MEME AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

[elrhiarhodan]

1. Google is a wonderful thing. THIS is a real website.

2. Bugspray? Disgusting but effective

3. Play again on mine and I'll drabble you. Even give you smexing. I can too write something for you that's less than 5000 words. Let me prove it.

[hoosierbitch]

1. Yeah - they sound like they'd do the trick, but they're also $30 per 25. Not really worth it, IMHO!

2. I'mma stock up on that, and pick up some fly tape. ARGH!

3. Will do! Also, I feel bad hoping that you're wrong, but it feels WORSE to hope for shorter fic as opposed to long ones... O.O I WILL LOVE WHATEVER YOU WRITE, AS ALWAYS!

[photoash]

I have these bali bras that have 'petals' over the nipple area that are supposed to help that problem (not why I bought them but they seem like they would work <3)

I hate flies :/ good luck with that!

*hugs* <3 glad to know you're writing and enjoying yourself again!

[lionessvalenti]

Dude, I love any conversation about boobs. No complaints here. :D

[hoosierbitch]

Boobies are the best! OO <--mah boobs

[lionessvalenti]

My boobs are more like o___o They are average-ish and wideset. I wear push-ups for the illusion of cleavage

[surreal_44]

Are your boobies sort of flat at the top and then get fuller at the bottom? That might be what she means by 'shallow boobies'.

I worked at Victoria's Secret for two years, Lane Bryant for two years and a specialty bra shop for 6 months. I have lotsa experience with boobies if you has more questions. :-D

Have you tried DIMRS? A lot of my customers had good luck with those.

[hoosierbitch]

*pokes boobies*

They ARE a bit flatter on the top and fuller at the bottom!

*pats boobies*

And I'll look into DIMRS! I found some online, but I was wondering if any of the retail stores you worked at sell them instore (to save on shipping costs)?

[surreal_44]

There is a store that sells them here. :-D I would be most delighted to helps you out if you need it. :-D

[hoosierbitch]

Oh, gosh. I'm not going to be out in your neck of the woods for a while, sadly. BUT HEY - my BFF (and roommate!) still has a ton of family in Laf, so I'm sure I'll end up traipsing through there a time or two in the coming year - we could totally meet up somewhere in the middle, yes? And I think there are a few other WC folks who are located in the Midwest, who I didn't get to see when I went to Chicago - maybe we should try and organize a get together over fall break or something!

*ponders*

*pats boobies randomly*

[hoosierbitch]

OO

(I'm giving you two boobies up! Erm. Don't worry, that's not going to become a THING. I'm just REALLY enjoying saying BOOBIES all over the place...)