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An Open Letter to the White Collar Fandom

Mar 16, 2010 15:49

Dear fandom,

I love you. You are wonderful. Because of you I have made great friends, written waaay more than I ever thought I could, and come across some unbelievable fic. But we need to talk.

( ABOUT THE LACK OF PORN. )

plea for porn, fandom: white collar, porn brings people together, my flist is an awesome flist

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i can't believe you got me to write comment porn WHAT IS THIS. 8| augustbird March 17 2010, 01:44:27 UTC

"Ne-al," she breathes, her voice hitching on the last syllable, an unashamed beg as she digs her fingers through his hair and pulling just a little bit, trying to get him to stop teasing her already and just fucking do it. He stops tracing his tongue on her inner thigh, pulls back a little bit and breathes, cool on her skin and looks up at her, a flash of blue eyes.

And smiles, like a fucking thief.

"Oh god I hate you so much," she moans--and then actually moans like a cheap porn star (too incoherent to feel ashamed) because he licks one long stripe up, right through her silk panties and she has to physically stop herself from grinding into his face. He flicks the fabric aside and kisses her exactly where she's been begging for it all this time, tongue sliding straight into her, one smooth movement. He rubs against her clit with his fingers and she lets out an undignified whine that makes him laugh a little, like he's winning this competition and they both know it ( ... )

Re: i can't believe you got me to write comment porn WHAT IS THIS. 8| photoash March 17 2010, 02:32:18 UTC

Surprise!Alex sex! :D You sneaky girl!

Re: i can't believe you got me to write comment porn WHAT IS THIS. 8| augustbird March 17 2010, 02:43:06 UTC

it surprised me too!

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Re: i can't believe you got me to write comment porn WHAT IS THIS. 8| hoosierbitch March 17 2010, 02:47:17 UTC

I FEEL LIKE I GOT RICK!ROLLED. BUT WITH HOT PORN.

*applause*

THANK YOU for this awesome, smart, and intense pornlet! I love BOTH of them in this - the competitiveness just brought it to LIFE.

AWESOME THANK YOU!

Re: i can't believe you got me to write comment porn WHAT IS THIS. 8| augustbird March 17 2010, 02:51:14 UTC

PORN!ROLLED

Re: i can't believe you got me to write comment porn WHAT IS THIS. 8| hoosierbitch March 17 2010, 02:54:36 UTC

AHAHAHHAHAHA!

I NEED AN ICON OF THAT ASAP!

Re: i can't believe you got me to write comment porn WHAT IS THIS. 8| augustbird March 17 2010, 03:09:36 UTC

( ... )

Re: i can't believe you got me to write comment porn WHAT IS THIS. 8| hoosierbitch March 17 2010, 03:10:48 UTC

ROFL

YOU ARE MADE OF WIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: i can't believe you got me to write comment porn WHAT IS THIS. 8| secretsolitaire March 17 2010, 23:30:33 UTC

Nnnrgh. Perfection, especially this:

And smiles, like a fucking thief.

Re: i can't believe you got me to write comment porn WHAT IS THIS. 8| asimaiyat March 18 2010, 01:50:17 UTC

YOU WROTE NEAL/ALEX YOU ARE THE GREATEST.

That was crazy fucking hot, omg.

Re: i can't believe you got me to write comment porn WHAT IS THIS. 8| augustbird March 18 2010, 05:48:42 UTC

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHY?

HINT: YOU.

THANKS. THANKS FOR MAKING ME SHIP NEAL/ALEX.

Re: i can't believe you got me to write comment porn WHAT IS THIS. 8| asimaiyat March 18 2010, 05:57:57 UTC

OMG, can't stop laughing. I'm... sorry? Except not really. :D

Re: i can't believe you got me to write comment porn WHAT IS THIS. 8| rubynye March 18 2010, 04:46:15 UTC

*whoops* Oh, glorious.

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