Is it just me, or would the internet be the perfect place to settle one's long-standing grudge against the Amish? They'll never see it! How's that electricity-thing lookin' NOW, freaks?! AHAHAHAHAAAA!!

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Of course I don't mean this. The Amish have a rich and wonderful culture. They are hard workers, devoutly Christian and America's ( Read more... )

I have an inate dislike of Billy Joel. I absolutely loathe the man. And the music. And I can't for the life of me tell you why. I really do hate him, though. Damn, I hate that guy.

My brother found a bullet under the couch. We don't own firearms. Huh.

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Ow. Ow. Ow. My knees are freaking killing me. But I've got a stacked paycheck in the bank and Mama's hittin' Hot Topic at Peabody Place tomorrow, bitches. Word.

I've gone on a Val Kilmer binge. In the last day or so, I've watched Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Real Genius (Top 100 Most Underated Movie of All Time!), and Katie is very entertained by ( Read more... )

I'm not explaining that title. Deal with it ( Read more... )

Okay, if you're peeping this on your friends page, go ahead and view the entry in my journal. I am WAY too proud of my mediocre banner for you not to see it ( Read more... )

I just got done reading Lewis Black's Nothing's Sacred for the bazillionth time. Still funny. And poignant. Countdown to Vacation-time began on Sunday. Just 4 more days! ^o^ Wooo!! I really can't wait. All three of us really needed this time away, yo.

By the way, holy shit, Ville Valo of HIM was on Fuse's Daily Download today. I never ( Read more... )

I cracked open my fortune cookie and it said "You will soon speak to a freind you have not seen for a long time." Marisa called the next day and we hung out. Oh, freaky. The nanu-nanu is tailing me everywhere I go ( Read more... )

I got a new job through Brannon. I'm working in a warehouse. Where I can sit. And wear blue jeans. And it's $10 an hour. Snoogans. I have to be up at 6:30 in the morning and after a year of sleeping until 9 am, it's not going so well in that respect. ::is sleepy:: I'll definitely have the money for Florida now, so that's freaking sweet ( Read more... )

I needs me a scrawny neighbour boy. I've been watching That 70's Show which resulted in quizzes. I'm Donna. Oh, the humanity. Awesome results. Now I'm on the quest for an Eric. Fruitless.

I feel like Marvin from The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Sorry if you don't get it. Be left out ( Read more... )

::said in spooky Dracula-voice:: Good evening. And welcome to "Why Three Hours of Sleep is NOT Enough." I am your host, television's Maegin O'Shaughnessy. And, no, that's not my real last name. Tonight, I wish to discuss the hoarding of Egyptian artifacts in European museums, the man trying to return said heirlooms to their homeland and why ( Read more... )