Workin' For The Man

[hondatohru_desu]

So.

I've decided it's time to recruit.

Anyone need a job? Requirements are:

1.) Must know how to make coffee.

2.) Must be able to type 60+ words a minute.

3.) Advanced technical skills are preferable.

4.) Know how to keep your mouth shut when necessary.

That should cover it, I think. NOW ACCEPTING APPLICANTS. GO GO GO~!

Comments

[serialbutterfly]

PICK ME! PICK ME!!

[hondatohru_desu]

HIRED.

Because.. well, because I say so.

You can come in when I'm allowed to go back to work. You're mine, no one else can have you. >:|

[serialbutterfly]

So does this mean I have to stop working at the art supply store?

[hondatohru_desu]

Uhm.

Hmm.

Do you wanna? D:

[34secondslate]

How do you take your coffee?

[hondatohru_desu]

I don't, normally. I drink tea.

The boys take theirs different ways, though.

You're interested, then?

[spiegel_bop]

Three and a half out of four's not bad, right?

[hondatohru_desu]

Hey hon!

Question. Which one are you missing half on? D:

Sorry! I disappeared! D8

[spiegel_bop]

Well, I can't say I'm too tech savvy.

[ichi_aoi_tsuki]

what kind of technical skils

[hondatohru_desu]

A printer, a fax machine, that kind of thing. Nothing too major~.

[ichi_aoi_tsuki]

those are really simplle to do

though if wewant to talkabout this we should probably wait until im not drugged up on painkillers

[hondatohru_desu]

They are. I don't ask too much.

Are you going to be okay?

[coderedfield]

Actually, this is timed perfectly...

1. I can't guarantee the taste, but I do know how to make it.

2. I can manage about 75, so I'm covered there.

3. Technology and me get on pretty well.

4. This one is debatable, but situationally I think I can do that.

And wow that makes me sound so unflattering. Maybe an interview would work better? Also, what kind of job is this, exactly?

[hondatohru_desu]

Situationally is better than not at all, yeah?

Not unflattering in the least! If anything, you're just displaying a lot of honesty, and there's nothing wrong with that!

Just a basic errand-runner type job down at the precinct. We've lost quite a few people lately, so having a few sets of extra hands would be great.

[coderedfield]

Depending on the situation, of course.

Good to see you feel that way. Not everyone appreciates that these days, sasdly enough.

Errand running would definitely be a nice change from my last few gigs. And... Precinct? Huh, I know a guy that works in one of those.

[hondatohru_desu]

Naturally. Sometimes knowing when to tell a little white lie or smile and nod does come in handy, I'll admit.

That's very true. I guess I just think things in general would work out better if people were open and honest. Small scale and large scale.

Uh-oh. A few odd jobs went awry, I'm guessing? And yeah, the precinct~. A friend of yours, or foe?