Workin' For The Man

[hondatohru_desu]

So.

I've decided it's time to recruit.

Anyone need a job? Requirements are:

1.) Must know how to make coffee.

2.) Must be able to type 60+ words a minute.

3.) Advanced technical skills are preferable.

4.) Know how to keep your mouth shut when necessary.

That should cover it, I think. NOW ACCEPTING APPLICANTS. GO GO GO~!

Comments

[coderedfield]

Actually, this is timed perfectly...

1. I can't guarantee the taste, but I do know how to make it.

2. I can manage about 75, so I'm covered there.

3. Technology and me get on pretty well.

4. This one is debatable, but situationally I think I can do that.

And wow that makes me sound so unflattering. Maybe an interview would work better? Also, what kind of job is this, exactly?

[hondatohru_desu]

Situationally is better than not at all, yeah?

Not unflattering in the least! If anything, you're just displaying a lot of honesty, and there's nothing wrong with that!

Just a basic errand-runner type job down at the precinct. We've lost quite a few people lately, so having a few sets of extra hands would be great.

[coderedfield]

Depending on the situation, of course.

Good to see you feel that way. Not everyone appreciates that these days, sasdly enough.

Errand running would definitely be a nice change from my last few gigs. And... Precinct? Huh, I know a guy that works in one of those.

[hondatohru_desu]

Naturally. Sometimes knowing when to tell a little white lie or smile and nod does come in handy, I'll admit.

That's very true. I guess I just think things in general would work out better if people were open and honest. Small scale and large scale.

Uh-oh. A few odd jobs went awry, I'm guessing? And yeah, the precinct~. A friend of yours, or foe?

[coderedfield]

And sometimes people just need things spelled out with a nice serving of their ass handed to them.

In most cases, yes. In others, I'd rather not know what some people are up to.

Something like that. A friend; he and I go waaaaaaay back.

[hondatohru_desu]

True enough. There are just some people that words don't work on, I've come to notice. Sorry about the late response, by the way. Things have been a little hectic.

I guess I can understand that. On the other hand, there are times I'd rather know than be completely blindsided. I suppose it's just a situational thing.

Ugh, that's no good. A friend huh? What's his name? I might know him.

[coderedfield]

Not a problem!

His name's Leon. Leon Kennedy.