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[homofuckiens]

ALL RIGHT, SO, I HAVE A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF THIS CHRISTMAS SHIT OR WHATEVER
LIKE, I KNOW THERE IS SOME SHEDDING TREE ALL LIT UP INVOLVED AND ONE GARGANTUAN MAN IN A RED SUIT THAT JUMPS DOWN INTO HOUSES IN A SORT OF CREEPY FASHION.
WHAT KIND OF MORON DOES THAT TO LEAVE A FEW GIFTS IN A HOUSE ANYWAY.
IS THAT REALLY ALL THERE IS TO IT OR WHAT?
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[usedtherapy]

There is a slew of information regarding Christmas that I could give to you

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[homofuckiens]

WELL, I DON'T HAVE A PSYCHIC TYPE YET.

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[usedtherapy]

So that would put you with Espeon.
Guile would tell you how wonderful Espeons are and how you should most certainly obtain one where she to know this fact.
One of the more drawn out evolutions but certainly my personal favorite.

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[homofuckiens]

WAIT WHAT.
HOW COULD SHE TELL ME THAT?
AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOST DRAWN OUT?

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[usedtherapy]

Guile is able to telepathically commune with us.
And Espeon and Umbreon evolve if they level up and are really happy with you.
It took Guile at least two and a half months.

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[homofuckiens]

SO LIKE WHAT HAPPENED WITH JOSIE?
I MEAN I GUESS THAT'S HOW SHE EVOLVED.