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ALL RIGHT, SO, I HAVE A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF THIS CHRISTMAS SHIT OR WHATEVER
LIKE, I KNOW THERE IS SOME SHEDDING TREE ALL LIT UP INVOLVED AND ONE GARGANTUAN MAN IN A RED SUIT THAT JUMPS DOWN INTO HOUSES IN A SORT OF CREEPY FASHION.
WHAT KIND OF MORON DOES THAT TO LEAVE A FEW GIFTS IN A HOUSE ANYWAY.
IS THAT REALLY ALL THERE IS TO IT OR WHAT?
SOME HUMANS THAT I AM IN ACQUAINTANCE WITH ARE NOT ALWAYS SO GENEROUS WITH INFORMATION CONCERNING THEIR RACE.
SERIOUSLY, I DON'T EVEN REMOTELY UNDERSTAND HOW TIME IS MEASURED AROUND HERE AND THAT'S GOING TO MAKE IT A FUCKING HEADACHE TO TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHEN OUR 12TH PERIGEE'S EVE IS.
WELL, UNLESS SOLLUX FIGURED THAT OUT, WHICH I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF HE ALREADY DID.
FUCK, I HAD A POINT AND I LOST IT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY.
ANYWAY, I ACTUALLY NEED TO TALK TO A BREEDER.
I HAVE THE MEANS TO PAY, SO DON'T FUCKING WORRY ABOUT IT, BUT I AM IN NEED OF A VERY SPECIFIC LITTLE POKEBEAST TO MAKE THIS WORK.
LIKE, I KNOW THERE IS SOME SHEDDING TREE ALL LIT UP INVOLVED AND ONE GARGANTUAN MAN IN A RED SUIT THAT JUMPS DOWN INTO HOUSES IN A SORT OF CREEPY FASHION.
WHAT KIND OF MORON DOES THAT TO LEAVE A FEW GIFTS IN A HOUSE ANYWAY.
IS THAT REALLY ALL THERE IS TO IT OR WHAT?
SOME HUMANS THAT I AM IN ACQUAINTANCE WITH ARE NOT ALWAYS SO GENEROUS WITH INFORMATION CONCERNING THEIR RACE.
SERIOUSLY, I DON'T EVEN REMOTELY UNDERSTAND HOW TIME IS MEASURED AROUND HERE AND THAT'S GOING TO MAKE IT A FUCKING HEADACHE TO TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHEN OUR 12TH PERIGEE'S EVE IS.
WELL, UNLESS SOLLUX FIGURED THAT OUT, WHICH I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF HE ALREADY DID.
FUCK, I HAD A POINT AND I LOST IT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY.
ANYWAY, I ACTUALLY NEED TO TALK TO A BREEDER.
I HAVE THE MEANS TO PAY, SO DON'T FUCKING WORRY ABOUT IT, BUT I AM IN NEED OF A VERY SPECIFIC LITTLE POKEBEAST TO MAKE THIS WORK.