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[homofuckiens]

[ so the camera is a little shaky. so sue him. what's clear though, this the fact that Goldenrod is clearly visible in the distance. there's still a good three hours left for Karkat ( and Eridan ) left to travel, but they're almost there. ]

The next time I want to go the long way around to do shit, someone stop be from being so goddamn ambitious. I

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[ofmywill]

[ Certainly demonstrates the versatility of the word! Minato tilts his head at the camera, looking past Karkat to the trees beyond. Pretty sure that's Goldenrod...okay! Helptime. ]

Ilex Forest, right?

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[homofuckiens]

[ it's like an accent, man. ]

What was your first clue?

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[ofmywill]

Goldenrod on the horizon.

[ What is this human thing called detecting sarcasm. ]

Not much farther.

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[homofuckiens]

That was sort of a question that really didn't need to be answered.

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[bullieve]

[ /8D\ ]

You're almost there! Hopefully, uhh, it will be most likely worth it, after such an arduous trip.

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[homofuckiens]

With all of the shit that I've put up with? It had better be fucking worth it.

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[bullieve]

I think it probably will be. It was for me, when I did the long and difficult journey without stopping, and, even though I fainted, uhh, when I got here, all the aftermath stuff since that point has been mostly pretty much great. So maybe as long as you don't also do the fainting thing. Or, I guess as long as Eridan doesn't, either, because that would also be unfortunate.

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[homofuckiens]

Do I even want to know how you fucking managed that one?

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[p2iioniichacker]

I'm pretty sure I tried telling you it was stupid. You were the one that didn't want to listen to me.

How much longer is a little longer?

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[homofuckiens]

Yeah, but then you would have fucking missed the rare opportunity I have presented to you: justified gloating. Treasure it, for it won't last.

[ sighs and thinks about how to answer the question. ]

Few hours. Probably could cut this down to two hours if I was feeling zealous, but Rose's pokebeast here has been nothing but cooperative.

[ in other words, he doesn't feel like making the thing tired. 8( ]

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[p2iioniichacker]

Ehehe, you really think I'm going to believe you did it with that in mind? Sorry KK, but I'm not that gullible. You were just trying to prove me wrong.

That's not a big enough difference to really matter, so you might as well take it slower. It gives me more time to think of what to do once you get here.

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[homofuckiens]

...You're doing fucking what now?

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[thefourthtry]

Ooooon the upside, you're almost there?

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[homofuckiens]

That's the only reason I am currently not flipping all of my shit.

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[thefourthtry]

...this is you only semi-flipping your shit?

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[homofuckiens]

This is me being relatively calm and accepting of the shit that was handed over to me on a glimmering, shimmering silver platter.

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[sciencebipches]

[OH YEAH HAVE A GLARE.]

Like I knew we'd deal with all those grassbeasts, for-fuckin'-giwe me. Other than bein' in that forest, waterbeasts are the best there are, no denyin' it.

[Though, he gives the sight of Goldenrod a conflicted stare.]

Thank god we're BASICALLY at Goldenrod though, about fuckin' time. Now we can deal with all the annoyances and headaches the others hawe in store for us. Fan-fuckin'-tastic.

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[homofuckiens]

It's a forest, Ampora. What did you expect?

[ irritated siiiigh. but his eyes go back to the sight of Goldenrod up ahead. ]

You really don't want to see everyone?

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[yerawizarderri]

Well--Okay, yeah I guess I did expect it kinda, but like fuck I knew they'd be a fuckin' pain for my waterbeasts.

[A beat.]

... It's not exactly like any a them will be excited to see me, Kar.

[Did you forget, Karkat? You're like basically his only friend.]

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[homofuckiens]

[ oh right. kind of forgotten about that. ]

If they give you shit, I'll just have to give them shit right back. I'm the leader and if I fucking say this is fine, then it should be sufficient.