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[homofuckiens]

[ this would be the Gear clicking on. pure audio, but the distinct press of buttons with clear sounds of irritation ( grunting, muttered curses ) can be heard over the feed. ]

The fuck does this shit even work...

[And then there’s the distinct sound of someone else, a haughty HUFF before:]

Who the fuck cares, Kar? Let’s just get goin’ already, I

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[8etterl8]

Wow, that was quick.
I was hoping not to have to see your losery faces around here anymore.

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[sciencebipches]

and here i thought that bein brought here couldnt get any wworse
i see i wwas wwrong

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[8etterl8]

Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase Eridan.
My 8eing here, only makes your existence 8etter in the long run.

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[sciencebipches]

i didnt realize my existence wwas fuckin masochistic
you make nothin BETTER only WWORSE and not evven in a wway thats fulfillin

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[8etterl8]

How could you not realize your entire 8eing is masochistic?
You're an eyesore and a pain.
And increeeeeeeedi8ly wrong, 8ecause I am the most fulfilling. It is me.

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[sciencebipches]

vvris youre so wwrong its near physically painful
the only eyesore here is you wwith your shoddy taste in clothin not to mention those HIDEOUS red shoes a yours
i still wwill nevver understand the appeal they clash somethin dowwnright awwful
youre radically misjudgin howw fulfillin you are because youre not at all the sooner you realize that the sooner you can stop tryin to act like youre hot shit wwhen really youre nothin but a borin and lame pile a excrement at artic temperatures

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[8etterl8]

There is a8solutely noooooooothing wrong my sh8es!
They are a gr8 fashion accessory!
At least I don't look like some arrogant douche8ag with that scarf.
And don't even get me started on the cape.
Oh gooooooood the cape!
Do you even need those glasses.
I'll 8et you don't.

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[homofuckiens]

WELL HOLY SHIT.
IT REALLY IS A CONVENTION FOR THE WALKING DEAD.

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[8etterl8]

Excuuuuuuuuse me!
Do I look dead to you!?
I am tooooooootally alive here!

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[homofuckiens]

JUST DON'T TURN YOUR BACK AND YOU NEVER FUCKING WILL BE.

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[to8egr8]

[Oh someone's who is caught up on events. How nice. Except wait...]

W8!
W8, W8, W8, W8, W8, W8, W8, W8!
You're telling me that she actually killed m8!?
8ut I'm st8ll al8ve!
Living, 8reathing, al8vey live l8ve!!!!!!!!!

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[homofuckiens]

IF THE CERULEAN DRIPPING OF THAT CHEAP ASS CANE SWORD OF HERS WAS ANY INDICATION OFF THE STRIFE THAT INEVITABLY TRANSPIRED MEANS THAT YES, SHE KILLED YOU???
THEN FUCK YES, SHE DID.
SO IT'S KIND OF WEIRD, FOR ME, TO SEE ALL THESE FUCKING DEAD TROLLS RUNNING AROUND.
THIS SHITHOLE MUST HAVE SOME REASON FOR BRINGING ALL YOU SHITHIVE MAGGOTS WRIGGLERS BACK.

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[to8egr8]

........
I knew she sta88ed me, 8ut I figured I survived.
I mean, there was only the sliiiiiiiightest possi8ility it could 8e just.
Are you a8solutely sure a8out this?
Positively, completely, utterly, and totally sure?

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[homofuckiens]

YES.

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[to8egr8]

Ha!
Ha!
Nice try Karkat.
Like I'd actually 8uy that.
Good one.
::::p

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[homofuckiens]

YOU KNOW JOHN WAS GOING TO PRETTY MUCH SAY YES TO THAT DATE THING, RIGHT?