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[homofuckiens]

[ this would be the Gear clicking on. pure audio, but the distinct press of buttons with clear sounds of irritation ( grunting, muttered curses ) can be heard over the feed. ]

The fuck does this shit even work...

[And then there’s the distinct sound of someone else, a haughty HUFF before:]

Who the fuck cares, Kar? Let’s just get goin’ already, I

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[usedwindything]

well that didn't take long.
welcome to johto, guys.
again.

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[homofuckiens]

FIRST, YOU BETTER FUCKING BE ONE JOHN EGBERT OR I WILL FIND A WAY TO CRAM THIS THING DOWN YOUR PROTEIN CUTE, DESPITE THE DISTANCE.
SECOND, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN AGAIN.
THIRD, I MAY BE IN NEED OF ANOTHER TRAVELING COMPANION, AS I MIGHT BLUDGEON THIS ONE TO DEATH.

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[usedwindything]

yup, it's me alright.
surprise!
by again i mean this is technically the third time you've been here.
and the second time eridan has.
don't worry about it though, hardly anyone ever remembers when stuff like this happens.
and color me completely unsurprised by that third issue.

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[homofuckiens]

WHO SAID I WAS FUCKING WORRIED ABOUT ANYTHING, SHIT HEAD.
NOT ME, THAT'S WHO.
NOW SPILL WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT HOLE THAT WOULD ACTUALLY BE OF USE.

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[sciencebipches]

Isn't it fuckin' obwious? You left that fuckin' thing on like a goddamn moron!

[SCOFFING.]

And I was HARDLY insistent on you payin' attention to me, I just figured since we both KNOW each other, it'd be preferable that we trawel together. But whatewer, I can totally do this on my own!

[Guess who's heading in the wrong direction AGAIN.]

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[homofuckiens]

You were fucking distracting me!

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You're going right back to the other town, you blundering asshole!

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[sciencebipches]

You're the one who hit the fuckin' button in the FIRST place--

[He stops. Shit, pivoting on his heel and heading towards the other direction.]

WHATEWER, now YOU'RE distractin' ME. I know nawigation, Kar, don't question me on this shit.

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[homofuckiens]

[ whatever! he's marching off in the right direction with or without you, Eri. ]

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[bullieve]

[ TOLD YOU THEY'D BE BACK, SOLLUX!!! except wow he didn't think he'd actually be right about it, for real. ]

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[bullieve]

Wow, that was really pretty fast. Uhh, when you guys are done with... [ gestures uselessly with his hands to indicate their ... discussion ] ...that, I could maybe try and tell you somethings which might be helpful. If you want. Or also not, since, there's probably someone who could tell it better than me.

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[sciencebipches]

If you hawe anythin' useful to say, just fuckin' spit it out, shitblood.

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[bullieve]

Okay. Well, uhh... let's see. This place, the place that you just recently arrived in, is called Johto, and it's pretty much a human place I guess, including the thing where things that weren't humans are humans suddenly. It has these beasts in it called Pokemon, I think everybody gets at least, uhh, one, when they get here, and there are more for capturing and doing other such things with. You know, like Fiduspawn.

... actually, uhh, I don't know if you know about Fiduspawn, but it's sort of like that, anyway...

And, oh, right, individuals that are here arrive without warning, and also sometimes go away again, also without warning, so, you'll probably hear some stuff like, "Welcome back," and such, because, you guys just recently were part of the thing that I just mentioned about going away. ...and then coming back. So, uhh, yeah.

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[p2iioniichacker]

I can't decide if this is better or worse than you being stuck with Gamzee, KK. It's more hilarious though, that's for sure! [yep, completely ignoring Eridan's existence except as something to laugh at. this is business as usual over here.]

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[homofuckiens]

Fuck you sideways with a sharp, cylindrical object.

...You're not lisping? Or is this shitty device all shot to the human conception of Hell and back?

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[p2iioniichacker]

No, I'm really not lisping. Someone decided it would be a good idea to knock all my teeth out.

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[homofuckiens]

THAT WASN'T MY GODDAMN FAULT!

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[usedtherapy]

Johto really does have a distaste for allowing those of us left behind to properly feel any semblance of longing to see our departed friends.
First, welcome back.
Second, yes, back. You've both been here before.
Third, yes, this is the Rose human, flighty broad, what have you.
Fourth, I can answer what questions you likely have, and I assure you it will be sans any flighty, psychological bullshit.
And lastly, I realize you likely could care less for my assistance, but still the offer stands.

Oh, and Eridan, I have a gift for you.

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[sciencebipches]

because id really believve any fraudulent bullshit you let come outta your chute
or in this case wwhatevver hogwwash you concoct wwith your lie spewwin fingertips
and a gift you say
wwhat is it fakey fake lies and poppycock because if thats all it is ill fuckin pass wwitch

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[usedtherapy]

Delightful as always, I see.
Well, I could really care less if you choose to believe me or not.
I'm certain you would follow blindly after Karkat, so really he is the only one I need to give any information to.
But yes, a gift.
No, it isn't anything fakey fake, nor lies, nor poppycock.
Have you yet to meet your Pokemon companion?
A small creature of some sort that is likely following you constantly, or that your 'mother' gave to you?

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[sciencebipches]

uh hag i think you need to back the fuck up a second
kar is followwin ME not the other wway around
im a royal blood
royals do not followw thank you vvery fuckin much
but yeah sure wwhatevver yes i havve met seabiscuit wwhats your point