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[homofuckiens]

[ this would be the Gear clicking on. pure audio, but the distinct press of buttons with clear sounds of irritation ( grunting, muttered curses ) can be heard over the feed. ]

The fuck does this shit even work...

[And then there’s the distinct sound of someone else, a haughty HUFF before:]

Who the fuck cares, Kar? Let’s just get goin’ already, I

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[sciencebipches]

Isn't it fuckin' obwious? You left that fuckin' thing on like a goddamn moron!

[SCOFFING.]

And I was HARDLY insistent on you payin' attention to me, I just figured since we both KNOW each other, it'd be preferable that we trawel together. But whatewer, I can totally do this on my own!

[Guess who's heading in the wrong direction AGAIN.]

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[homofuckiens]

You were fucking distracting me!

[ ... ]

You're going right back to the other town, you blundering asshole!

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[sciencebipches]

You're the one who hit the fuckin' button in the FIRST place--

[He stops. Shit, pivoting on his heel and heading towards the other direction.]

WHATEWER, now YOU'RE distractin' ME. I know nawigation, Kar, don't question me on this shit.

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[homofuckiens]

[ whatever! he's marching off in the right direction with or without you, Eri. ]

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[sciencebipches]

[he stops. Thinks... Fuck, even if he goes THE RIGHT DIRECTION(or what he thinks is), it'll be without Karkat so--fuck fuck, with a bit of hesitation he starts to follow Karkat. GRUMBLING as he does so.]

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[homofuckiens]

Why don't you go fuck off? You don't even want to go in this direction.

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[sciencebipches]

[GLARING INDIGNANTLY.]

Look Kar, you might be actin' like a owerbearin' fuckwad right now, but you're still my fuckin' friend and like hell I'm gonna let you just wander off like some aimless hoofbeast without a fuckin' lobe into the woods you know nothin' about, by yourself.

[Read as: Idk where to go, so following you and showing the vaguest hints of concern for my and your well being.]

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[homofuckiens]

Who's the fuckass that's being overbearing at the moment?

[ he would be hissing right now, if he could make the appropriate noise. ]

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[sciencebipches]

You are.

[Nothing ever has been said so matter-as-fact as this.]

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[homofuckiens]

Eridan, I will not hesitate to smack you, fucking murderer yet or not!

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[sciencebipches]

[Oh hey that kinda makes him stop in his tracks.]

... What the hell are you talkin' about?

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[homofuckiens]

[ a glance back and that raging expression goes flat. ]

Fucking forget about it. Let's go.

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[sciencebipches]

No.

[He starts after him, his speed increased from before.]

You fuckin' tell me, Kar. What the fuck did you mean by that?

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[homofuckiens]

You obviously blocked out the memo, so fuck you.

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[sciencebipches]

[... No, he remembers that memo, but he just thought Karkat was being weird...]

You mean the memo where you were bein' cagey as fuck and downright fuckin' misleadin'? I remember that.

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[homofuckiens]

And I'm saying it really doesn't matter. Feferi is pretty fucking happy in the dead dream bubble land. Sollux is happy how he is now, actually. And Kanaya? Yeah, she's pretty good to go too.

[ because that's really all that maters. now that he's had time to calm down, it's fine. if everyone's alright with it, why shouldn't he be? ]

So let's just go.