How to Get a Japanese Boyfriend
Me: ...a friend of mine seems to meet a lot of Japanese guys on this internet dating site...
American friend: WHERE IS THIS SITE
Japanese friend: What are you guys talking about? You two should have no trouble meeting Japanese guys, the way you look.
Me: I've had no trouble meeting chikan -_-
Japanese friend: Well, that's how a friend of mine met her boyfriend. He was her chikan.
American friend: Whaaaaaat?
Me: So, wait... he just...
Japanese friend: Yep. *mimes a two-handed boob-grab* And she was like, "ewwwwww", but then she looked up at him and thought, "oh. he's cute."
Me: Aaaaaah no way no way!
Japanese friend: *laughing* So if you want to meet a Japanese guy, you should take the train. Especially early in the morning.
American friend: So I guess I shouldn't take the women's car, either.
Japanese friend: *serious* Yeah, I never take the women's car.
American friend: WHERE IS THIS SITE
Japanese friend: What are you guys talking about? You two should have no trouble meeting Japanese guys, the way you look.
Me: I've had no trouble meeting chikan -_-
Japanese friend: Well, that's how a friend of mine met her boyfriend. He was her chikan.
American friend: Whaaaaaat?
Me: So, wait... he just...
Japanese friend: Yep. *mimes a two-handed boob-grab* And she was like, "ewwwwww", but then she looked up at him and thought, "oh. he's cute."
Me: Aaaaaah no way no way!
Japanese friend: *laughing* So if you want to meet a Japanese guy, you should take the train. Especially early in the morning.
American friend: So I guess I shouldn't take the women's car, either.
Japanese friend: *serious* Yeah, I never take the women's car.