How to Get a Japanese Boyfriend

[homodachi]

Me: ...a friend of mine seems to meet a lot of Japanese guys on this internet dating site...

American friend: WHERE IS THIS SITE

Japanese friend: What are you guys talking about? You two should have no trouble meeting Japanese guys, the way you look.

Me: I've had no trouble meeting chikan -_-

Japanese friend: Well, that's how a friend of

Comments

Just when I think I've seen it all in this country...

[phoenix_hawk]

am caught between the laugh/cry parallel. Have decided on laughter, as I am a silly boy today. :)

Re: Just when I think I've seen it all in this country...

[homodachi]

Usually the best choice, IMO. BTW, FBC is having free tacos and sodas and wine from 5-8pm tomorrow. Just tell 'em you're with the renewer's conference. >D

oh, now THERE's an idea!

[phoenix_hawk]

Unfortunately, I won't be able to make it to Kobe on Friday. W'aaah! Well, last year was good enough, as it was...

Re: oh, now THERE's an idea!

[homodachi]

Good thing you didn't try, 'cause it was on Thursday!

[zionchild]

o_0;;

So...this is a viable way to meet women in Japan, then? Cuz I could always use a few new friends, especially if the meeting process is that...entertaining... XD

*gets beat to death by childclover*

[homodachi]

What I wanna know is does this work both ways? Can I grab a guy's butt and make him be my boyfriend?

[zionchild]

*has a flashback to a Family Guy episode* THIS IS MINE. THIS IS MINE.

[zionchild]

On second thought...you should try that. See if there's a female form of chikan. ^_^

[shouryu]

Nan desu..."chikan"???

[bigangry]

japanese equivilent of what hooting and hollering construction workers are here.

[homodachi]

A molester; usually someone who gropes girls on trains/buses

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