I have fetus envy... do you, think about it

You Are Dasher
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SO i was thinking of going to Iraq and well i was about to make a call to say hey Sarge sign me up when the cell rang and would you believe i am being considered so there you go. A year long vacation in Iraq with ammo and loud noises plus dont forget the wonderful trailer you get to sleep in with a beautiful view of the nigh sky via the bullet ( Read more... )

So i got a call last night from my mom, saying that i have inherrited five acres of land in Mississippi that has nataural gas and more than likely oil. With that a gas comapany is looking to lease that land which means i could be looking at a lot of money. Nothing is set in stone yet and we need to find out more but this could be a very cool cool ( Read more... )

And the docter said "The baby was already dead lady!!!!"
A quote from one of the most horrific jokes ever.
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I got hit by a ghost car. I am not joking i was driving home last night, ten minutes out from my house and my cell phone rang it ended up being a text (now prep your self here comes the scary part.) I looked up and there was a older looking car i wanna say a Belair in my lane and it ran through my car. Yes ran through my car. At this point i think ( Read more... )

So the weather is slowly starting to change here. The leaves are yellowing and the nights are getting to be pretty damn cold. I think i can say it is probably the best season for Michigan since spring consits of slush from all the snow melting. My schedule is looking somewhat manigable which is nice, when i got back from califronia life was hectic ( Read more... )

This guy thought he got a amazing Tat but then he went to jail and became very popular. I don't know why?

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why is it that english classes have to insert dump workshops that only repeat everything you learned in highschool why do i pay for this shit. I refuse to give up my crappy writting style i hate punctuation. Other than that the class is decent i just hate wading through the bullshit.Stupid questions like why did you write this paper and how did you ( Read more... )

You actually can learn how to run... I did i know holy shit ( Read more... )