Homestuck Kink Meme XII
It seems that this meme has bit the proverbial bullet.
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A lot shorter.
When John, Jade, and Davesprite all reunite with them after three years, Rose, Dave and the remaining trolls usher them to his bedside for a last goodbye.
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Seconding this with all that I am
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>Be the blind girl
"Dude, I cannot believe you're being so melodramatic about this," says Dave. You agree.
"I can't believe I'm being so un-melodramatic about telling you to shut the fuck up, Strider," says Karkat in an oddly toneless voice, and it's the lack of enthusiasm in telling Dave to stuff it that really makes you take a good, long sniff in Karkat's direction and decide for yourself how much of his typical doom and gloom shit is for real.
At first, of course, you all thought he was being over-dramatic about it, because he's Karkat and over-dramatizes getting stomach cramps in the shittily-alchemized swimming pool or a less-than satisfactory haircut from Kanaya. Karkat says that he has two sweeps to live, tops, but Karkat's probably been saying that since he was two sweeps old at least. He's been predicting his own death of natural causes for the past three months you been rocketing through the Furthest Ring on this asteroid. Eventually, ( ... )
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"I mean, there's always a dream bubble," Terezi points out to you. "We'll still see you again in those, anyway."
"Fuck yes. An eternity with the horrorterrors and all the people my moirail killed. Sounds like a fucking heaven. Thank you, deceased fish princess and Aradia for setting that all up for me," you say.
"Hey brother," says Gamzee. "Ain't no point in getting all fucking uptight about this right now."
"Yeah, you're right. My imminent demise is nothing to get worked up about. Fucking thanks, best buddy."
"You're welcome, brother," says Gamzee, and starts to give you a backrub. There are, at times, benefits to having a moirail who can willfully ignore sarcasm when he puts his mind to it.
Kanaya will try to reason you out of it. "Look, you don't know that your blood will...I mean, you've never met anyone else with your blood color ( ... )
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"Not if I can help it," you mutter. The two of them, motherfuckers, exchange knowing god-tier grins again. You're definitely not going to fucking miss that, all their stupid quasi-omniscient god-pajama bullshit, even as you'll miss probably every fucking other thing about them, and about your moirail, and your friends, and even about this fucking hornpile. It's killing you, looking at them, even more than your shitty mutant blood is killing you.
You lie back. "Well, this is good-bye then." The end is coming. You can feel it. Soon. Soon, but not soon enough.
Jade grabs your hand. John grabs your other one. "It is good-bye..." she says.
"Don't say it," you warn them.
"...For now," they say together, and you lie back on the hornpile again, letting out several disgusted honks in your wake.
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Oh my god I have never gotten a fill before. AHHHHH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.
Welcome to the fandom anon!
Oh my GOD I adore overdramatic Karkat. I didn't even think of that but it's the perfect spin on his character for this scenario ahhhhhh. And I just love your writing style. It makes me laugh.
" Every time one of these fuckasses you call friends comes in to tell you, "Oh, Karkat, don't be so dramatic, you're not going to die," it makes you just a little more determined to do so, just to spite those doubting motherfuckers."
Ahahaha I love this line. It's so Karkat.
Ahhh and I never thought of the twist with Karkat's blood being able to resurrect him. I can't believe you pulled a happy ending out of this. I love it.
Thank you again! I will have to draw something for this now.
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So I'll just...
leave this... here...
A little something for the lovely authornon!
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And then it happened. holy
what
yesss
oh god thank you so much
so much so much so much
:D :D :D :D :D
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