Homestuck Kink Meme XII
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All through your confinement to the sick room, you never visited a dream bubble. That was just fucking fine with you; the Horrorterrors of the Furthest Rings could cram their tentacles up one of their many undulating mephitic assholes for all you cared, and you found the company of dead people completely unbearable now that you were soon to be one of them.
You spent no time at all in dream bubbles. You didn't awake on Prospit until the party was over and everyone was all already dead. So it figures that it wasn't until the day you died, just as all your friends were about to arrive at the new session, that you awoke from troubled dreams to find yourself transformed into a fully realized Knight of Blood.
"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT," you shout at the most convenient person, who just happens to be Aradia.
"I told you so," she says, smiling knowingly.
"Fuck that," you say. "Don't pull that quasi-omniscient god-tier bullshit on me, Megido. I got it from Lalonde and even fucking Strider, and Egbert and Harley just barging in on my fucking deathbed at the last minute, but fuck that if I ever got it from you. You told me what? Not a fucking thing, that's what."
"I told you that you and all the others were going a fabulous journey," said Aradia. "Didn't I? It definitely isn't a journey that ends with your untimely death."
"Hey, KK," because of course fucking Sollux could not be far away, even in the black fucking dreamscape of the Furthest Ring. "Nice wings. You look pretty cool with your godhood pixie trail and shit."
"Oh, fuck you," you say. "Why aren't I dead? I'm supposed to be dead."
"You are dead, dude," says Sollux. "Part of you is, anyway. Welcome to the fucking club."
"I don't want to be a part of your lame club. I just want to be left alone, OK?"
"Karkat," says Aradia. "You're the Knight of Blood. Doesn't it follow that what was your greatest weakness would eventually become your greatest strength? Would resurrect you, even from the ashes of your quest bed on Prospit?"
"Sure, it fucking follows."
"Goddammit, KK," says Sollux. "You got your second chance. Heck, this probably counts as a third or fourth chance, so quit bitching and get the fuck back to the rest of them. Unless you want me or AA to escort you back or something, like a wriggler on their first day of being schoolfed."
"Hell no," you say. "If I'm a fully realized knight of shit or whatever, I'm going back on my own. Aren't I?"
"You are," Aradia assures you. "Karkat, your ancestor died to give you this chance."
"God, don't remind me," you say. "This ancestor sounds a lot like past me, except like a thousand fucking times more obnoxious."
Aradia only smiles wider. "Good luck."
"Yeah. You'll fucking need it," says Sollux. "Say hi to Kanaya and Terezi and all them for me."
"Fuck you!" you call back to him before taking off, starting on a long trek back through the Furthest Ring to the new session to help your friends as a fully realized Knight of Blood. Whatever the fuck that means.
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Oh my god I have never gotten a fill before. AHHHHH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.
Welcome to the fandom anon!
Oh my GOD I adore overdramatic Karkat. I didn't even think of that but it's the perfect spin on his character for this scenario ahhhhhh. And I just love your writing style. It makes me laugh.
" Every time one of these fuckasses you call friends comes in to tell you, "Oh, Karkat, don't be so dramatic, you're not going to die," it makes you just a little more determined to do so, just to spite those doubting motherfuckers."
Ahahaha I love this line. It's so Karkat.
Ahhh and I never thought of the twist with Karkat's blood being able to resurrect him. I can't believe you pulled a happy ending out of this. I love it.
Thank you again! I will have to draw something for this now.
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So I'll just...
leave this... here...
A little something for the lovely authornon!
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And then it happened. holy
what
yesss
oh god thank you so much
so much so much so much
:D :D :D :D :D
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