One of my biggest fears is that one day I will make my children feel the way my mother makes me feel every time I see her. Notgoodenoughevereverever.

My other biggest fear is bees.

Snakes suck too.

First and foremost, major life changes over the last year. I fell in love. Her name is Emily and she's my favorite. We got hitched (well, as far as CA state law would allow). Also, we have a ton of animals. I got a new job about a year ago where I make what some consider "bank" where as I consider it "living wage." Most importantly, I am happy ( Read more... )

Dude. Remember LiveJournal?

There are supposedly 75 bands represented in this picture. I can only find 47. Help me out, bitches!


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I got a new tattoo about a week ago.


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Is it still me that makes you sweat ( Read more... )

It's times like this when I am reminded of all the reasons that Matt-Across-The-Street-Matt has been one of my best friends for almost 20 years.

Homecoming Queer: you have too much heart
Homecoming Queer: its the reason i love you so much
Homecoming Queer: even after you stepped on my ken doll
AdaptingFate: he was moving in on my woman ( Read more... )

Claudia is the best ANTIValentine a gal could ask for. Aside from buying me a rose (which she broke in half in order for it to be anti-romantic) she spent the day shooting pool with me and loathing all things wonderful and good ( Read more... )

Who missed me??

I love Freddy. I think every girl should have a faggot of her very own...

Ntzpchsncream: are those dudes gay?
Ntzpchsncream: cause they look like they be gay
Homecoming Queer: what dudes?
Ntzpchsncream: the dudes from that band
Homecoming Queer: fischerspooner?
Homecoming Queer: um, i dont know
Homecoming Queer: they may just be " ( Read more... )