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Hey... do I know you from somewhere?
You seem familiar, but I just can't put my finger on it.
Oh yeah! I DID put my finger on it! Livejournal, right? How've you been? Wanna go grab a drink or something?
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Internal Job Application
Why are you applying for the Assistant Team Leader position?
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I feel that I have performed well in my current position and I would like more responsibility. I am interested in the opportunity for advancement within the company and I would like to use the skills I have acquired in a higher capacity.
[Not-So-Good Answer]I need more ( Read more... ) -
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Nobody panic! It's OK!
After the 4.5 earthquake centered in Chatsworth, CA (aka location of my office)(bka the porn capital of the world) at 1am....
Sanford is still alive. His bottle home was just a little tipped over. Thank God for the fact that my desk is a total mess and he was wedged between the cubicle wall and my copy of Harry Potter ( Read more... ) -
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So, I’ve been putting this one off for a while. This is the return from the abyss. The “How the hell ‘ave ya been?” update. The Hey-Y’all-I-Ain’t-Dead post! Basically, all the great and not-so-great things that have happened since I was an up-all-hours-of-the-night, refresh-icon-clicking, in-serious-need-of-new-happy-thoughts, livejournal addict ( Read more... ) -
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"Jesus Christ, I wish there were some sort of enriched cornmeal snack that had a delicious blend of cheese and artificial spice. Also, it'd be dope if I didn't have to chew. Ever."
-innovator of Cheetos Flamin' Hot PuffsMy ribcage is killing me. I don't know if it's the early AM snack I'm enjoying at my desk [while I'm not working at all] or if it ( Read more... ) -
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Whoever decided that television commercials should make absolutely no sense deserves to be throat punched ( Read more... )
