Comments | holyman: 5 things not to tell me, if you're trying to get in my pants

holyman

5 things not to tell me, if you're trying to get in my pants

Jun 15, 2005 11:58

1. "What am I in school for? Well, I'd eventually like to go into politics." You're a fucking narcissist who's interested primarily in seeing your name on yard signs and having people chant for you. Get away from me, for you seek to be a rock star without acquiring rock star talents ( Read more... )

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cordelia_speaks June 15 2005, 16:14:45 UTC

steve has pms.

yuppie_scum June 15 2005, 18:25:09 UTC

why 2, 3, and 4 things i said?

and why'd i still get in?

actually holyman June 15 2005, 18:58:38 UTC

i meant, "5 things not to say to me if you're trying to get in my pants, AND YOU'RE ALREADY ANNOYING AS SHIT AND/OR UGLY."

and i do have pms.

Re: actually yuppie_scum June 15 2005, 19:52:46 UTC

miss you, baby.

Did I ever tell you my grandpa was Chinese? kenduane June 15 2005, 20:59:09 UTC

No wait, that would make me a completely white guy with Asian grandparents. Is this that crappy early nineties movie "3 Ninjas?"

Seriously though, I feel the exact same way about Coldplay. And my stepmom got their CD for me for their birthday. Ugh, I hate out-of-touch gifts like that.

i_heart_film June 16 2005, 00:25:14 UTC

Steve, you never fail to amuse me. Hope you are doing well. Love ya, Julie

lydums June 16 2005, 07:38:14 UTC

you forgot to list the following:

I grew up in Cleveland

I have a pride flag/colors tatooed on me someplace

I love you for your mind

Why am I convinced that I have a better chance of getting in your pants than most of the guys you're talking to???