5 things not to tell me, if you're trying to get in my pants
1. "What am I in school for? Well, I'd eventually like to go into politics." You're a fucking narcissist who's interested primarily in seeing your name on yard signs and having people chant for you. Get away from me, for you seek to be a rock star without acquiring rock star talents.
2. "I write a lot of poetry." Once I finish vomiting, I'll be elated to tell you just how very much I hate poetry.
3. "Why don't you try dating guys that aren't Asian? I mean, it's not quite fair to the rest of us." I already did try dating guys that aren't Asian. Which is part of the reason I'm this way now. I'm telling you for the last time: Once you go rice, you never think twice.
4. "I'm rich/my family's rich/I'm going to be rich." Big fucking deal. I have money too. There must be absolutely nothing else interesting about you. Next!
5. "Have you heard the new Coldplay CD? I love Coldplay!" Coldplay is God's retribution on America for some evil we've been doing. Perhaps it's our tendency to vote Republican or the fact that we made Heath Ledger a star or that we drive cars much larger than we need or that we have this everliving quest to prove P.T. Barnum correct. Enter Coldplay, which is sad music for people who have nothing to be sad about.
2. "I write a lot of poetry." Once I finish vomiting, I'll be elated to tell you just how very much I hate poetry.
3. "Why don't you try dating guys that aren't Asian? I mean, it's not quite fair to the rest of us." I already did try dating guys that aren't Asian. Which is part of the reason I'm this way now. I'm telling you for the last time: Once you go rice, you never think twice.
4. "I'm rich/my family's rich/I'm going to be rich." Big fucking deal. I have money too. There must be absolutely nothing else interesting about you. Next!
5. "Have you heard the new Coldplay CD? I love Coldplay!" Coldplay is God's retribution on America for some evil we've been doing. Perhaps it's our tendency to vote Republican or the fact that we made Heath Ledger a star or that we drive cars much larger than we need or that we have this everliving quest to prove P.T. Barnum correct. Enter Coldplay, which is sad music for people who have nothing to be sad about.