Super Junior; KangTeuk; Wearing Thin

Feb 13, 2009 22:55

Title: Wearing Thin
Fandom: Super Junior
Pairing: KangTeuk
Word Count: 2027
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Eeteuk and Kangin lose their shit after being denied some lovin' (hows that for a damn summary, huh?! what, you want some of this, punk?!?)
Genre: crack, fluff, humor
A/N: for ily_fosho cuz we're married and i kinda sorta love her. Lysa was feeling down, and I ( Read more... )

rating: pg-13, genre: crack, fic, genre: fluff, genre: humor, character: eeteuk, character: kangin, pairing: kangteuk, fandom: super junior

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XD sodabrain February 14 2009, 14:23:47 UTC
(“What are you going to do, crush me with your THIGHS-“)
OMg, wow. Seems like something my sister would say.
I swear it's like a real family. I really enjoyed this.
Everything about was funny without being crude!
Soda

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Re: XD holykeebler216 February 16 2009, 00:51:42 UTC
yay fic is success! 8D

thanks for reading

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korichan February 14 2009, 14:31:58 UTC
You knew I was coming to spam you didn't I?
If you didn't....too bad.

“Hey,” he said lightly to Kangin’s crotch.

LOL I got the BEST mental picture from this.

A girlish sob of horror and panic filtered from the kitchen. It sounded a lot like Ryeow-

“-YESUNG-“

I kinda hope that means you are exacting your revenge on Yesung in this, and he's one of the things in the kitchen on fire at this moment.

At this point, I wouldn't blame you. xD

“What are you going to do, crush me with your THIGHS-“

You made me wake up Shannon cause I was cracking up, half at picturing the scene but mostly at little Kyu's thunder-thighs...*I hope this means he was having birthday cake~*

And yay for everyone watching the public makeout. When Shindong spoke I was invisioning the HanChul attempt and how you and I were talking about him "witnessing history."

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holykeebler216 February 16 2009, 00:55:04 UTC
D: but that just means i have to type out loltastic responses to the spam.
(if i get arthritis its your fault. :|)

lolol people saying things to other peoples crotches are always the best
OKAY IS IT JUST ME OR IS "CROTCH" A WEIRD WORD.

lol it was probably a subconscious act. if someone is ever on fire in my fics, its PROBABLY yesung. no, no its ALWAYS yesung.

BAHAHA KYU THIIIIIIIIIIGHS \o/
he was having any kind of cake. his diet is cake. his thighs are made up of cake.

looooooool theyre all like D: NOT HERE OMFG. and kangteuk r like FUCKU *makeout*
does it get any better than kangteuk non-married sex? idk my biases r huge but for now, no! XD

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korichan February 17 2009, 04:54:00 UTC
And I have to do my best to respond in a timely manner, thus causing one of your posts to have another 40 spams from muah~
(I totally take the blame, it's okay)

I definitely think so, cause then you have to wonder what is going through their mind while they are speaking to it.
It's very weird but I seriously doubt they could come up with something better. I mean come on, does vagina sound exquisite? People were on lots of different experimental drinks and drugs when they thought of these names.

It IS always Yesung. For a moment I thought he had managed to set Ryeo on fire, and then I thought no...she would rather have him burn in agony just from someone 20 feet away lighting a match--with him, it's scary how realistic that situation is. I wonder if that's something he can pass on to his kids...failure in generation-form ( ... )

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holykeebler216 February 17 2009, 18:05:54 UTC
lol and that is why i will never name my kid Virginia. its too close to it, if you ask me. lol man they really did not take the time to properly name body parts.

i generally picture his giant alien head/hair caught up in a fiery blaze, thus causing him to run around flailing his arms in panic and agony. generally speaking. :| (<-- srs face is srs)

i know. just for cake. what a fat jerk.

*sigh* i guess ill just have to keep up the non-married and introduce some kitchen counters or a car, or something. or a public library. *shrug*

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teukie143 February 14 2009, 17:35:52 UTC
gahahaha!! very funny! i enjoyed it!! <3

kangteuk!! xD

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holykeebler216 February 16 2009, 00:55:23 UTC
yaaaay ^_^

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jojibear February 14 2009, 19:19:30 UTC
Lol ♥ Oh KangTeuk~ 8'3

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holykeebler216 February 16 2009, 00:55:57 UTC


wats cookin good lookin ;D

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tiggie0307 February 18 2009, 15:03:46 UTC
“I think they've just stopped caring. I mean, they haven’t done it in probably months-“

“Hyung how do you even know,” questioned Kibum, looking at him kind of strangely. Shindong fixed him with an unreadable expression.

“I’ve been able to sleep,” he said flatly.

LOL I like hom everyone in the company(group wise anyway) treats this as normal Suju behavior.

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holykeebler216 February 19 2009, 08:32:05 UTC
lololo hey, heechul has made it clear what goes on offstage ;D

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tiggie0307 February 19 2009, 19:11:02 UTC
pfft XD HAHAHAHAHA

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