Um . . . yeah, sorry for that subject; Wide Sargasso Sea is driving me crazy.
I promise you that the rest of this post is much more serious and, in some ways, grim.

( In other news: )

Sinatra


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I have commandeered Matt's journal! And his mouse is really hard to operate . . . *growls at mouse.* So, I actually made it here after passing by Lawrence High and praying for my life. Terrifying ( Read more... )

My bologna has a first name
it's O-S-C-A-R!
My bologna has a second name
it's M-A-Y-E-R!
OHHHHHHH I love to eat it every day
and if you ask me why I'll saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay,
"'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!!!!!!!!!!"

the sleep came easily.

It's early.

My vision is blurring.

I like Coke.

I love you.

Yes, you.

WhoaMyMotherFlippinGod

http://auntiemomo.com/cakeordeath/news.html

Yes. You read that right. Cake Or Death.
That can only mean one thing.
BRITISH TRANSVESTITE
!!!!!!!!EDDIE!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

. . . that in the KENTUCKY Fried Chicken commercials, the music playing in the background is "Sweet Home ALABAMA"?

Okay, so I lied. The big Kentucky update is coming either Monday or Tuesday when I get back ( Read more... )