i am so ready to get cute.

p.s. my feet smell like ass.

my boss is sleaze. he jsut spent the last hour talking to his pornstar girlfriend in the waiting area. (he's married by the way) and now they're setting a date. for what i wonder...

antibiotics smell like poo. they also give me really stinky burbs.

why am i doing this? it doesn't make any sense to me. but whatever. i guess i understand. i'm a strong girl. i can do it. i don't usually act like this but i've been caught off guard.

if i want something, why don't i just go out and get it?

anyone who spells "meant" like "ment" is a fucking moron.

good day.

i look like a chipmonk. a cute chipmonk, but a chipmonk nonetheless.

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oh yeah. i get my wisdom teeth out tomorrow. fun, huh?

now i'm REALLY going to need someone to take care of me!

i am soo cold right now. i'm freezing.

i need to be kept warm tonight...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! times like 1321959023597435909213497195 'n shit!

god damn white boy!