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hollsterhambone

This is my thong song

Jan 30, 2007 13:26

So I do this thing that I don't freely admit: I tend to wash my "nice" underwear in the shower. You know, the hand-wash undies that you're not supposed to put in the washer? Well, I wash those when I'm taking a shower. I have one of those shower suction cup hook thingies that I used to use for my "shower puff" (remember those?) that I now use to ( Read more... )

dogs, thong, destruction, concerts, domesticity, flurry, levi

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elf_owl January 30 2007, 19:29:26 UTC

hahahahaha about the undies and
OH DAMNIT about the Lemonheads
Find some way to hug them for me.

hollsterhambone January 30 2007, 21:40:54 UTC

I'll do my best! arsemuffin is going to have to keep me from blowing kisses at Evan Dando all evening long.

*le sigh*

elf_owl January 30 2007, 21:44:02 UTC

Why should he do that?!

hollsterhambone January 30 2007, 21:48:13 UTC

Hee hee hee. I guess it might embarass arsemuffin? Maybe not. Well we'll certainly find out!!!

_luaineach January 30 2007, 19:51:48 UTC

If I leave any pants (particularly yoga-type pants, which I wear without undies) lying on the bedroom floor for any length of time, our giant german shepherd dog chews -- and eats -- the crotch right out of them. He does this with all variety of undies I might happen to leave lying around as well. No other part, just the whole crotch/down the inside thigh a bit. When you hold them up (or spread them out flat on the bed) it looks like Jaws took a giant chunk out of them, because he is apparently just chewing and eating away in bits until he gets all the parts he wants.

Aside from the inherent ickiness of that, I always think that it tends to prove that it doesn't bode well for me if I should drop dead of a heart attack or something while no one else is home!!

hollsterhambone January 30 2007, 21:42:54 UTC

Hrm. Well, maybe it's just the residue and not the actual thing that your giant dog is interested in. Well, let's hope. So you have a pervy animal, too? Maybe you, kdotdammit and I should form a support group or something!

tomtomtomtomtom January 30 2007, 20:06:47 UTC

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hollsterhambone January 30 2007, 21:47:03 UTC

I think Malmsteen has had collagen injections, don't you?

This is the silliest picture IN THE WORLD!

kdotdammit January 31 2007, 03:17:37 UTC

Now that is hilarious. Budder hasn't gone so far as to EAT my underwear. Don't give him any ideas.

hollsterhambone January 31 2007, 06:17:28 UTC

Yes, we'll have to keep this one on the DL. Levi is a bad influence.

begrid January 31 2007, 11:58:00 UTC

ha ha!
that's a very hilariously written story.
i love the word credenza and i didn't know that shower puffs were "out"

hollsterhambone January 31 2007, 23:06:35 UTC

You know, maybe they aren't "out," but I threw mine away and never replaced it! Maybe they're just out with me! And I love the word "credenza," too. It's pretty.

I swear to you, I am so freaking tired I think I'm going to pass out. I really need to get more than four hours of sleep. Really. I do. Getting up at 7:00 a.m. blows when it comes to seeing concerts the night before. Not good.