I'm really irritated. Apparently oral sex causes throat cancer. Actually, the article itself is not all that interesting. The comments, however, are hilarious as Hell ( Read more... )

Flurry just ate a section out of the rug in the second bathroom. I just bought that rug yesterday. And two second ago I caught her having another go at the black shag rug.

I am going to get a muzzle for that dog. What gives? She has PLENTY of chew toys. She is the devil dog.

Flurry just pulled out (with her teeth) a one-inch by one-inch section of carpet fibers from the brand-new black shag rug. I'm going to use a black Sharpie to fill in the sad, little hole.

WTF?

I’m exhausted and my dog has the hiccups. I’m typing on my laptop and she’s curled up next to me, hiccupping away, so that every few moments or so the surface I sit on vibrates ever so slightly. Then she moves, curls up into an even tighter ball, and we begin again: I type a little, she hiccups, I get distracted, she curls tighter, I type a ( Read more... )

So I do this thing that I don't freely admit: I tend to wash my "nice" underwear in the shower. You know, the hand-wash undies that you're not supposed to put in the washer? Well, I wash those when I'm taking a shower. I have one of those shower suction cup hook thingies that I used to use for my "shower puff" (remember those?) that I now use to ( Read more... )

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Today we met with our lender to discuss our closing costs and mortgage--it's all going to work out just fine, just as understated_g suspected. I have to thank him for having detailed conversations with me about mortgages because the information he gave me really came in handy today. I felt informed ( Read more... )