I hate JEA

[hollsterhambone]

Once again JEA brings us the hard salami. This time canceling our service because of a check we stopped on purpose and told them about. We stopped our check because after twelve days they still hadn't processed it and our bill was due, so we paid our account in full over the telephone in effort to expedite the payment process. So even though our

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[parab0lic]

Sorry you're having so much trouble with them. :\ It sounds like they're being assholes just because they can be.

[hollsterhambone]

Ugh I know I know.

You should read Arse's quote of the day: http://arsemuffin.livejournal.com/10286.html.

The whole thing is just bizarre. They just assume that because there's a problem, it's our fault. It couldn't possibly be their fault. Their automated systems could never fail!

[nathangphd]

Ouch. It sounds like y'all need to be put on Jacksonville's version of the Edmund Ford Payment Plan (EFPP), which will ensure that because of your cozy ties with the CEO of the utility company, you will never have to pay and you'll never get cut off!

More background here...

[hollsterhambone]

Oh good lord, are you serious? I guess I need to rack up a higher bill and maybe someone will listen to me. But, for extra added insurance I'll enroll in Jacksonville's version of the EFPP. Can't hurt, right?

[nathangphd]

Duh, your first mistake was making timely payments (or, for that matter, making payments at all. You and arsemuffin were just begging to be cut off. ;D

[hollsterhambone]

HA HA HA HA HAHA!

You rock.

[celebrian_3]

I think this guy's expression says it all.

[hollsterhambone]

I LOVE THIS PICTURE! You're right--it's exactly--EXACTLY--right. As Arse would say, "That's spot on!"

[jules420]

HA! Don't feel bad...we had OUR power cut off today too!

[hollsterhambone]

You have got to be joking.

Interview moved to Friday. Will call after. Madly obsessing over job materials.