Look into my eyes - I've seen it all...

[hollowdoll]

Happy thoughts for the day - Ann Coulter is nearly 50 (48, specifically).

The average age of menopause in the Western world is around 51.

Barring any intervention by medical science (oh please dear God no) or interest in adoption, she will probably not be breeding/raising children.

We can only hope.

(also, any transgendered jokes will

Comments

[blacktapegrrl]

She does so much slut shaming (amongst other repugnant behaviors). Sometimes I wonder if she's ever had sex in her life (she's not married, and as we all know, women who have sex outside of marriage or purely for pleasure and not for baby making are filthy, dirty whores), and if so, whether or not she justifies it in her mind as being okay because it was her.

[hollowdoll]

Honestly, I don't want to meet the person who could/would sleep with her. If I had a dick, I don't think I could even hatefuck her without it hiding so far inside that it turns into a vagina.

Killer part? Apparently she's been engaged multiple times. ANN MOTHERFUCKING COULTER has been engaged multiple times and I can't even get a date anymore despite losing 45 pounds. Either I'm defective or there's something wrong with the world.

[blacktapegrrl]

Well, I don't know what's wrong with you. I'd fuck her.....with a razor-spiked dildo. :D

And there is something very, very wrong with the world when Ann motherfucking Coulter has been engaged multiple times (I can't imagine why the engagements would have been broken off!) and you can't get a date. You are beautiful and intelligent, and any man would be lucky to have you.

And according to whosdatedwho.com, she's dated Bob Guccione, Jr. The comments are so lulzy

http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/ann-coulter.htm

[hollowdoll]

Heh, thanks...too bad you're the only one who seems to think so. :P People, particularly men, have zero interest in me.

Of course, going off our current subject's (Ann's) history of being loud, abrasive, fervently obsessive about certain ridiculous topics and just downright batshit insane yet STILL being able to find multiple partners...yeah. Clearly I must just be ugly, since it's obvious personality doesn't mean jack shit to men XD

[vomitrocity]

"The average age of menopause in the Western world is around 51."

Oh god, no way.
I need to go get that taken care of.

I thought it was sooner than that.

[hollowdoll]

Well, my mom entered menopause at 46 and her doctors told her that was really way too young, and now she's having various complications. Sooo :P

[candykiller]

i think it's really unlikely she'd ever breed, b/c she's exactly what her 'dream man' would be terrified of: an outspoken successful woman. even if she spouts off trash they agree with, it's more than 'would you like a beer with dinner, honey.'