Happy thoughts for the day - Ann Coulter is nearly 50 (48, specifically).
The average age of menopause in the Western world is around 51.
Barring any intervention by medical science (oh please dear God no) or interest in adoption, she will probably not be breeding/raising children.
We can only hope.
(also, any transgendered jokes will
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Killer part? Apparently she's been engaged multiple times. ANN MOTHERFUCKING COULTER has been engaged multiple times and I can't even get a date anymore despite losing 45 pounds. Either I'm defective or there's something wrong with the world.
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And there is something very, very wrong with the world when Ann motherfucking Coulter has been engaged multiple times (I can't imagine why the engagements would have been broken off!) and you can't get a date. You are beautiful and intelligent, and any man would be lucky to have you.
And according to whosdatedwho.com, she's dated Bob Guccione, Jr. The comments are so lulzy
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/ann-coulter.htm
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Of course, going off our current subject's (Ann's) history of being loud, abrasive, fervently obsessive about certain ridiculous topics and just downright batshit insane yet STILL being able to find multiple partners...yeah. Clearly I must just be ugly, since it's obvious personality doesn't mean jack shit to men XD
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I think Ann just puts on an act for the media, but is totally normal in her day-to-day life. I think it would be extremely difficult to keep that kind of batshit insanity up 24/7.
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I'm no fucking Buddhist (<3 Bjork), but I think that quote can apply to both romantic as well as platonic relationships (with men or women). It has served me well.
That sucks about the women who refuse to date you. They sound *quite* stupid. If they are all going to lump you in with the "trendy bi girl", then they aren't worth your time.
Hell truly is other people.
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