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Apr 28, 2010 22:12

Happy thoughts for the day - Ann Coulter is nearly 50 (48, specifically).

The average age of menopause in the Western world is around 51.

Barring any intervention by medical science (oh please dear God no) or interest in adoption, she will probably not be breeding/raising children.

We can only hope.

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blacktapegrrl April 29 2010, 03:44:58 UTC
She does so much slut shaming (amongst other repugnant behaviors). Sometimes I wonder if she's ever had sex in her life (she's not married, and as we all know, women who have sex outside of marriage or purely for pleasure and not for baby making are filthy, dirty whores), and if so, whether or not she justifies it in her mind as being okay because it was her.

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hollowdoll April 29 2010, 05:14:45 UTC
Honestly, I don't want to meet the person who could/would sleep with her. If I had a dick, I don't think I could even hatefuck her without it hiding so far inside that it turns into a vagina.

Killer part? Apparently she's been engaged multiple times. ANN MOTHERFUCKING COULTER has been engaged multiple times and I can't even get a date anymore despite losing 45 pounds. Either I'm defective or there's something wrong with the world.

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blacktapegrrl April 29 2010, 17:07:28 UTC
Well, I don't know what's wrong with you. I'd fuck her.....with a razor-spiked dildo. :D

And there is something very, very wrong with the world when Ann motherfucking Coulter has been engaged multiple times (I can't imagine why the engagements would have been broken off!) and you can't get a date. You are beautiful and intelligent, and any man would be lucky to have you.

And according to whosdatedwho.com, she's dated Bob Guccione, Jr. The comments are so lulzy

http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/ann-coulter.htm

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hollowdoll April 30 2010, 12:47:47 UTC
Heh, thanks...too bad you're the only one who seems to think so. :P People, particularly men, have zero interest in me.

Of course, going off our current subject's (Ann's) history of being loud, abrasive, fervently obsessive about certain ridiculous topics and just downright batshit insane yet STILL being able to find multiple partners...yeah. Clearly I must just be ugly, since it's obvious personality doesn't mean jack shit to men XD

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blacktapegrrl April 30 2010, 20:25:46 UTC
People are stupid. I can't relate to 90% of humanity. Men would rather have the traditionally "pretty" thin girl, and then they find out they are SOL when said pretty thin girl has the personality and intelligence of a stool sample. And then when the pretty girl's looks start to fade and she starts to gain a few pounds....they are really fucked.

I think Ann just puts on an act for the media, but is totally normal in her day-to-day life. I think it would be extremely difficult to keep that kind of batshit insanity up 24/7.

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hollowdoll April 30 2010, 23:16:16 UTC
I dunno. I really do think she's that nuts. O_o ( ... )

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blacktapegrrl May 1 2010, 03:00:25 UTC
"If on the path you do not find your equal it is better to travel alone. There is no fellowship with fools." ~ Buddha

I'm no fucking Buddhist (<3 Bjork), but I think that quote can apply to both romantic as well as platonic relationships (with men or women). It has served me well.

That sucks about the women who refuse to date you. They sound *quite* stupid. If they are all going to lump you in with the "trendy bi girl", then they aren't worth your time.

Hell truly is other people.

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