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In the Dog House

Nov 12, 2010 22:10

Title: In the Dog HouseRating: PG-13 ( Read more... )

jack/ianto, gwen, toshiko, rhys, owen, cracked, fic, torchwood

Comments 44

dr_doomsduck November 13 2010, 13:02:04 UTC

On behalf of all the Welsh Corgi´s I feel the need to speak up, they are much to cute to be compared to that thing. Gwen would be a Mexican hairless dog or something, even if she´s from Wales.

Other than that, I pretty much LOLed through the entire story

holdingoff November 13 2010, 21:17:24 UTC

Cardigans?

Really?

I'll give you Pembrokes are kinda cute, but Cardigans? Those suckers have been beaten with an ugly stick. And dear lord they smell. And unfortunately every single one I've ever met has made an inanimate rock seem intelligent.

laughing is good. that was the target.

dr_doomsduck November 13 2010, 21:34:51 UTC

Gwen?

Really?

I mean yeah, the dogs may be a bit on the fugly side, smell and be dumb but at least they're not gap-toothed and lazy. Best of all though, the breed can participate in obedience competitions. Let's face it, Gwen never even comes close to getting that concept.

Although, I was probably a bit harsh on the mexican dogs, even they have more charm than the Gwenzilla.

holdingoff November 13 2010, 21:38:43 UTC

I'll stick with my basenjis.

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aviv_b November 13 2010, 13:46:11 UTC

Two funnies from you in 1 day! Is it Christmas already? My birthday? No its Welcom Back Holdingoff Day! Yay!

holdingoff November 13 2010, 21:18:31 UTC

actually, uhm. THREE. three in one day. frightening isn't it?

i'm just settled in to the cottage until new year and decided to clean out my pending folder.

milady_dragon November 13 2010, 14:09:20 UTC

Oh my sweet Lord...I love you. Turning Gwen into a Corgi was perfect. And you spayed her! And sent her to New Zealand! I'm laughing like mad here!

Everything about this was great, though. I adored the way you wrote everyone in this. And Rhys gets a happy ending, which he very much deserves.

Absolutely brilliant!

And Gwen's a flipping spayed Corgi! *snort*

holdingoff November 13 2010, 21:19:39 UTC

i really did it because i wanted a clear, unimpeachable reason to call her a bitch.

adira_tam November 14 2010, 00:42:13 UTC

Oh how I have missed your way of looking at the Torchwood world... and Gwen the bitch...yep, gotta love it...Thanks for making it NZ, as I'm on the West Coast of OZ , she won't be making it this far ....

holdingoff November 14 2010, 01:05:33 UTC

yeah, i doubt a corgi could swim that far. besides, great whites... she'd be a snack.

mscatmoon November 14 2010, 04:24:44 UTC

Just deserts, as far as I'm concerned. I feel sorry for poor Rhys, but in the long run he's better off and he'll figure that out soon enough. I'm happy for him because I know now that he's free of Gwen he'll find a woman who really deserves him.