Perhaps your weak human eyes are failing you, because my plans to conquer this stupid human school are already in motion! Being so hideously distorted must have altered your squishy, pathetic brainmeats, if you can't see the great doom that is about to befall you and the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE! HAHAHAHAHAHA
With hatred, The fantastic and flawless Invader ZIM
I have not failed at your stupid human "bet-ting", fool! If you'd open your hideous, gooey white eyes perhaps you'd see that everyone in this smelly castle is already BOWING TO ME! BOW BEFORE ZIM! It is YOU who refuses to see my majesty!
Funny, I see a pretty large amount of non-Zim worshipping activity going on here. I don't see any big shiny banners with your name on it, or humans wearing big metal shock collars, or Irken guards at all the doorways to the bathrooms.
No apologies necessary, you did warn of your absence and I am pleased to see you back am happy to resume your former schedule. We can even accelerate part of it if you wish to catch up to your intended goals, though that is not necessary given the normal workings of the school.
Re: Return Owldib_wormAugust 30 2006, 23:13:40 UTC
Professor Malfoy:
Thanks for the offer; I don't think accelerating the course is necessary but I'm really eager to get back to work. I'll meet you at the usual time at your office. Is there anything I should be picking up to read in advance?
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Perhaps your weak human eyes are failing you, because my plans to conquer this stupid human school are already in motion! Being so hideously distorted must have altered your squishy, pathetic brainmeats, if you can't see the great doom that is about to befall you and the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE! HAHAHAHAHAHA
With hatred,
The fantastic and flawless Invader ZIM
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Perhaps you've forgotten that we had a -bet-, Zim. Pay up; you owe me ice cream. I prefer strawberry.
Told you you couldn't do it,
DIB
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I have not failed at your stupid human "bet-ting", fool! If you'd open your hideous, gooey white eyes perhaps you'd see that everyone in this smelly castle is already BOWING TO ME! BOW BEFORE ZIM! It is YOU who refuses to see my majesty!
ZIM FAILS AT NOTHING! NOTHING!
Almightily,
Invader ZIIIIIIM
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Rancid little Irken toad:
Funny, I see a pretty large amount of non-Zim worshipping activity going on here. I don't see any big shiny banners with your name on it, or humans wearing big metal shock collars, or Irken guards at all the doorways to the bathrooms.
Just suck it up, you lost and pay up,
Victorious by default,
Dib
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No apologies necessary, you did warn of your absence and I am pleased to see you back am happy to resume your former schedule. We can even accelerate part of it if you wish to catch up to your intended goals, though that is not necessary given the normal workings of the school.
- Professor Malfoy
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Thanks for the offer; I don't think accelerating the course is necessary but I'm really eager to get back to work. I'll meet you at the usual time at your office. Is there anything I should be picking up to read in advance?
Respectfully,
Dib
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