Devil-mails from Dib
Professor Maturin:
I hope that the talisman is working well. I have returned to campus and I think I'm sufficiently recovered to resume academic life.
Please let me know if there's anything more you need for me or that I can do for you.
Respectfully,
Dib- Gryffindor
Professor Malfoy:
Apologies for my extended absence; I am ready to resume tutoring with you if you're still interested in having me as your student.
Please let me know if you would like to continue, and what schedule you'd like to resume with if you do.
Respectfully,
Dib - Gryffindor
Hey, space-boy
Sure looks like the school's still standing to me! What's the matter, you run out of moneys in your mighty Irken BANK ACCOUNT again? Couldn't find a AC-DC adapter for your death machines?
You blew it.
Earth forever,
Dib!
Hey, God. (What title am I supposed to properly address You with anyway? You didn't seem like you wanted the whole Holy of Holies and Almighty and all that stuff....)
You were there for me when I needed you. And if there's anything I can ever do for you in return... -please- let me know. I mean, I know it sounds kinda SILLY saying that to you, since you don't really -need- anything but... you know what I mean. I think.
Dib