Owls to Lily and Jordan
Red,
There's really no easy way to ask this.
Did you invite a crazy Asian hooker to have a threesome with us? Because I knew you were kinda crazy, but this is really taking the cake.
-Ginger
Hellbeast,
I just thought I'd drop you a line and let you know that I am so not sleeping with you this time. Find someone else to get your kicks from now on.
Toodles!
-Perry