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Owls to Lily and Jordan

Aug 13, 2006 03:22

( Owl to Lily )

jordan sullivan, owl, perry cox, lily potter

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Return duck, heavily warded, charmed to turn into a nude photo of Miss Swan for anyone but Perry lilypotter60 August 13 2006, 07:35:06 UTC

Ginger ~

What? How could you even ask that?

Of course I didn't mention a threesome!

~ Red

P.S. See what happens when you don't let me ride your pony?

Return owl, heavily warded coxinsox August 13 2006, 07:38:05 UTC

Red,

I don't know, the part where she ASKED if we wanted to have a threesome?

How in the hell did you even find this woman?

-Ginger

PS: You realize you're going to pay for this.

Return duck, heavily warded, charmed to crumble into confetti for anyone else lilypotter60 August 13 2006, 07:43:48 UTC

(The owl is written in slightly shaky handwriting, as if the author was laughing too hard to hold the quill steady.)

Ginger ~

She actually asked you that? Oh, that's brilliant. Please tell me it was in person. I want to picture your face.

I met her in her Sorting. She was the bird who propositioned me as a Sorting bribe. I may have told her to owl you, in between laughing my arse off and encouraging her to keep her clothes on. Maybe.

~ Red

P.S. See, you keep telling me this, but I'm beginning to think you're all talk, Coxy.

Re: Return duck, heavily warded, charmed to crumble into confetti for anyone else coxinsox August 13 2006, 19:21:21 UTC

Red,

I'm so sorry to disappoint, but no, she sent me an owl.

Asking if we wanted to have a threesome. That, by the way, I think she was expecting me to pay for.

And this after propositioning you at her Sorting... good grief. Did you ever think maybe she and Sirius should meet?

-Ginger

PS: Well, you haven't ridden the pony yet, have you?

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Return Owl sacredharpie August 13 2006, 08:42:35 UTC

Popeye,

That's fine. I'm sure your 'mate' Sirius would be up for a shag. He only asks every time I see him.

Ciao,
Jordan

Re: Return Owl coxinsox August 13 2006, 19:17:47 UTC

Popeye? You're gonna have to explain that one.

And gee, poor Sirius. He can do so much better. Try not to break both his balls right off the bat, okay?

Sayonara,
Perry

Re: Return Owl sacredharpie August 14 2006, 07:21:54 UTC

Popeye,

Stick a pipe in your mouth, squint, and look in the mirror.

I wouldn't worry about Sirius, I think he's up to the challenge. Besides, if I neuter the poor boy, then he won't keep humping your leg.

Adios,

Jordan

Re: Return Owl coxinsox August 14 2006, 23:51:25 UTC

Oh, that name is not going to stick around. Unless you want me to start comparing you to, I don't know, Ursula.

I'm so glad you're thinking of me, baby. It makes me feel all warm at night. Wait, no, that's the fire of hatred.

Adieu,
Perry

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