Re: Return OwlsacredharpieAugust 15 2006, 00:06:24 UTC
No, I think the only witch around here is going to be your red-headed girlfriend. I've already got enough nicknames thoughtfully given to me by you.
Are you sure it's not the fire of desire? You know as well as I do that if I asked you to come back, you would drop her like a rock and come crawling back, tail between your legs. I'll just spare you the humiliation of a demonstration.....for now.
That's fine. I'm sure your 'mate' Sirius would be up for a shag. He only asks every time I see him.
Ciao,
Jordan
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And gee, poor Sirius. He can do so much better. Try not to break both his balls right off the bat, okay?
Sayonara,
Perry
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Stick a pipe in your mouth, squint, and look in the mirror.
I wouldn't worry about Sirius, I think he's up to the challenge. Besides, if I neuter the poor boy, then he won't keep humping your leg.
Adios,
Jordan
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I'm so glad you're thinking of me, baby. It makes me feel all warm at night. Wait, no, that's the fire of hatred.
Adieu,
Perry
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Are you sure it's not the fire of desire? You know as well as I do that if I asked you to come back, you would drop her like a rock and come crawling back, tail between your legs. I'll just spare you the humiliation of a demonstration.....for now.
Arrivaderci,
Jordan
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You wish.
-Perry
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Need I remind you what happened after I got Sorted? Twice?
-Jordan
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In one night, no less. And, yes, you can admit that it was fantastic.
-Perry
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At least there's one thing you get right.
-Jordan
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Yeah, okay, same. Credit where credit's due.
Anyway, that was great, but it was also before I started seeing someone, SO. You're out. Ta!
-Perry
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