Attention Notable Students of Hogwarts!

[ewoodhouse]

A notice appears in the Great Hall, written in beautiful but precise hand-writing.

I, Miss Emma Woodhouse, am currently interviewing students, and our conversations are to be recorded and reproduced in Hogwarts's newspaper.

Comments

[sbisawesome]

As prinicpal [sic] of Crazy Go Nuts University and sovereign ruler of Strongbadia, I'd definitely say I'm notable.

Strong Bad
Slytherin

Owl to Strong Bad

[ewoodhouse]

*Emma told herself that you never start with glamor*

Very well, Mr. Bad. When would you like to schedule your interview?
Just allow me to to familiarize myself with your application. Are there any subjects that you would like to concentrate on? Or perhaps avoid?

Sincerely,

Miss Emma Woodhouse

Owl to Emma Woodhouse, totally not warded

[sbisawesome]

Dear Emma,

Monday night, 7-ish, my place? I'll provide the cold ones.

My application is an open book. An open book. Just don't ask me if I ever take off my boxing gloves or my wrestling mask. Man, I hate it when people ask me that. Do they take off their hands?!

Strong to the B.

Re: Owl to Emma Woodhouse, totally not warded

[ewoodhouse]

Mr. Bad,

Whatever these 'ones' are supposed to represent, I would much prefer them to be warm. We mustn't be uncomfortable for my first interview.

It must be very trying for you.

Sincerely,

Miss Woodhouse.

[twoyearsmissing]

Time-traveller from the 51st century, alright? I've been around the universe, saved the world.

Captain Jack Harkness, Gryffindor.

Lightly Warded Owl to Jack

[ewoodhouse]

Dear Captain Harkness,

That certainly fits the criteria. Allow me to study your application, and I will prepare a series of questions for you as soon as possible. Are there any specific areas you would wish to talk about or avoid?

Gratefully,

Miss Emma Woodhouse

Lightly Warded Owl in return

[twoyearsmissing]

Dearest Miss Woodhouse,

Just Jack is fine.

Not really, I'm more than willing to talk about nearly anything. I have plenty of stories to share.

Regards,
Jack Harkness

Re: Lightly Warded Owl in return

[ewoodhouse]

Dear Jack,

Very well then. If it would make you more comfortable for your interview, you may refer to me by my first name as well.

I believe our school is in for some fascinating reading. Is there any time you would like to schedule our interview?

Sincerely,
Emma Woodhouse

[totallyluminous]

Mel writes

I fit the criteria in that I'm an angel. I have no idea if I'm noteworthy, but it'd be nice to be interviewed...and I think my life now would be fairly interesting to some.

Melanie Beeby
Gryffindor

Lightly Warded Owl for Melanie Beeby

[ewoodhouse]

Dear Miss Beeby,

I am quite glad that you have responded to my request! Yes, you certainly would be a person of interest to many of my readers. I will prepare for your interview shortly. Is there anything specific you would like to address or avoid?

Sincerely,

Miss Emma Woodhouse

Scary-looking owl for Emma Woodhouse, not warded

[totallyluminous]

Miss Woodhouse-

Hmm. Well. Nothing's really a sore subject except...well, just don't ask me about what my enemies do to their victims. Because I don't like it at all.

The rest is fair game...how I got to Heaven, the different types of angels, my school and work...

-Melanie

Re: Scary-looking owl for Emma Woodhouse, not warded

[ewoodhouse]

Dear Miss Beeby,

Therefore I am certain my readers would not like it at all, either. Thank you for your candidness, I find that to be excellent qualities in an angel. When would you like to begin your interview?

Sincerely,

Miss Emma Woodhouse

[pdbw]

((*snerk!* Man, I wish the members of my current menagerie qualified! The one that might would not volunteer. XD))

[ewoodhouse]

((Emma might consider Lord Peter to be what she would define as 'heroic,' as long as he would describe his adventures for the amusement of the readers. XD))

[pdbw]

((Hee! Well, he just volunteered to write an "Ethicist"-style column for the paper, and doesn't want to look too much like he's blowing his own horn so soon after the prefect elections. ^_^))

[ewoodhouse]

((Interviews are going to be published of a rate of about one or two (at most) a week. By the time Wimsey's turn rolls around, prefect elections should be over for over a month. So please feel free to have Wimsey (or any one of your characters) to apply if you wish. ~_^))

[first_ravenclaw]

((Wow, three out of five. :D Although Crowley wouldn't volunteer. Would Emma have a preference between a son of Satan or a House Founder?))

[ewoodhouse]

((Whichever one you would prefer, actually. Who knows? Hogwarts's newspaper could be a hit and she'll end up eventually publishing both!))

[first_ravenclaw]

((Well, since Adam would likely be more hesistant to announce his parentage to the entire school and tends to be more enigmatic in his answers, I'll throw Rowena at you. We need some girls around here anyway. :D))

Rowena Ravenclaw
One of the four Founders of Hogwarts and of Ravenclaw House in particular

An Elaborately Warded Owl (Emma, a Show-Off? Nah!)

[ewoodhouse]

Lady Rowena Ravenclaw,

As a Ravenclaw, I am honored to be awarded with such a unique experience. Your interview will no doubt make fascinating and enriching reading for my readers, and for me as well.

Are there any subjects you wish to mark taboo? Is there any specific question you wish to be asked?

Your student,

Miss Emma Woodhouse
Ravenclaw.