Lightly Warded Owl for Emily BonhamewoodhouseAugust 7 2006, 00:25:27 UTC
Dear Emily,
I am certain it would be of interest to my readers! It is quite a fascinating phenomenon, one that I've only witnessed since arriving at Hogwarts. Before I attempt to schedule a date or time, are there any subjects you would prefer not to discuss?
Pale white owl back to Emma Woodhouse.emilyremainsAugust 7 2006, 12:05:18 UTC
Dear Emma,
I am perfectly all right with most topics, though I would prefer not to speak too closely of my death. It was a rather traumatic experience for me. I am willing to briefly touch the subject, but would rather not dwell.
Lightly Warded Owl for Anya JenkinsewoodhouseAugust 7 2006, 03:25:54 UTC
Dear Miss Jenkins,
You must have quite a fascinating story to tell, and I am overjoyed that you have chosen to share it with your peers. Before we schedule your interview, could you tell mr of any subjects you wish to avoid? Or things you want to discuss?
Re: Lightly Warded Owl for Anya Jenkinsexex_demonAugust 8 2006, 02:34:28 UTC
Miss Woodhouse,
I can't think of anything right now. I guess in the interests of full disclosure I should tell you that while "former corpse" is technically true, I don't actually remember being a corpse, so there really isn't much to tell there.
Lightly Warded Owl for Damien ThornewoodhouseAugust 7 2006, 05:58:53 UTC
Dear Mr. Damien Thorn,
Thank you for granting my request for an interview so quickly. I'll be more than happy to allow you to defend your status as an only child. I will prepare your questions, and eventually contact you for your interview.
Is there any specific issues you would like to avoid?
Lightly Warded Owl for DEATHewoodhouseAugust 7 2006, 06:11:51 UTC
Dear Mr. DEATH,
Thank you for your swift response. I shall begin to create ten unique questions to suit a person of your position presently, and will contact you when an opening appears in our newspaper's schedule.
I wish to hear more of your hobbies, and anything else you are eager to speak about. Are there any subjects you'd wish to avoid, however? Or, on the other side of coin, concentrate on?
Re: Owl to Miss Emma WoodhouseewoodhouseAugust 8 2006, 01:57:22 UTC
Dear Mr. DEATH,
I am quite sorry, sir. I am attempting to grant interviews as quickly as possible, but even then some volunteers are going to have to wait. I hope to pair the articles up in a theme. What would be your opinion on being published with Miss Bonham?
Lightly Warded Owl for Admiral ZexewoodhouseAugust 7 2006, 06:19:39 UTC
Dear Admiral ZEX,
I am certain that it is not just my interest, but the interest of the entire student body which is peaked. I shall begin to compose a list of questions for you and will inform you when a spot in the newspaper's schedule is clear.
Are there any subjects you would wish to discuss or avoid?
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Miss Emily Bonham,
Hufflepuff.
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I am certain it would be of interest to my readers! It is quite a fascinating phenomenon, one that I've only witnessed since arriving at Hogwarts. Before I attempt to schedule a date or time, are there any subjects you would prefer not to discuss?
Sincerely,
Miss Emma Woodhouse
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I am perfectly all right with most topics, though I would prefer not to speak too closely of my death. It was a rather traumatic experience for me. I am willing to briefly touch the subject, but would rather not dwell.
Sincerely,
Miss Emily Bonham.
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Perfectly understandable, I wouldn't have dreamed of doing anything less. I hope that the subject of your afterlife will still be discussable?
I will write you when a space clears up on the newspaper's schedule.
Sincerely,
Miss Emma Woodhouse
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Slytherin
Vengeance Demon, near-immortal (1120 years so far), former corpse
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You must have quite a fascinating story to tell, and I am overjoyed that you have chosen to share it with your peers. Before we schedule your interview, could you tell mr of any subjects you wish to avoid? Or things you want to discuss?
Sincerely,
Miss Emma Woodhouse
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I can't think of anything right now. I guess in the interests of full disclosure I should tell you that while "former corpse" is technically true, I don't actually remember being a corpse, so there really isn't much to tell there.
Anya Jenkins
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Slytherin
CEO of Thorn Industries, Ambassador to the Court of St. James, and the only son of Satan
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Thank you for granting my request for an interview so quickly. I'll be more than happy to allow you to defend your status as an only child. I will prepare your questions, and eventually contact you for your interview.
Is there any specific issues you would like to avoid?
Sincerely,
Miss Emma Woodhouse.
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That would be lovely. I have nothing to hide, so I can't think of any issues that I would want to hide. I look forward to speaking with you.
Sincerely,
Damien Thorn
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HUFFLEPUFF
I AM THE END OF ALL THINGS. THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA. THE FAT LADY SINGING.
ALSO, I KEEP MANY CATS AND THINGS OF INTEREST. AND I PLAY THE VIOLIN. SORT OF.
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Thank you for your swift response. I shall begin to create ten unique questions to suit a person of your position presently, and will contact you when an opening appears in our newspaper's schedule.
I wish to hear more of your hobbies, and anything else you are eager to speak about. Are there any subjects you'd wish to avoid, however? Or, on the other side of coin, concentrate on?
Sincerely,
Miss Emma Woodhouse
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AN OPENING? I SEE. I SUPPOSE I MUST WAIT MY TURN AS WELL, YES?
I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR I WILL OR WILL NOT SPEAK ON. I SHALL BE CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT YOU COME UP WITH.
YRS,
DEATH
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I am quite sorry, sir. I am attempting to grant interviews as quickly as possible, but even then some volunteers are going to have to wait. I hope to pair the articles up in a theme. What would be your opinion on being published with Miss Bonham?
Thank you, sir.
Sincerely,
Miss Emma Woodhouse
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I am certain that it is not just my interest, but the interest of the entire student body which is peaked. I shall begin to compose a list of questions for you and will inform you when a spot in the newspaper's schedule is clear.
Are there any subjects you would wish to discuss or avoid?
Gratefully,
Miss Emma Woodhouse.
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