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Attention Notable Students of Hogwarts!

Aug 06, 2006 13:33

A notice appears in the Great Hall, written in beautiful but precise hand-writing.

I, Miss Emma Woodhouse, am currently interviewing students, and our conversations are to be recorded and reproduced in Hogwarts's newspaper.

( It continues... )

rowena ravenclaw, admiral zex, emily, lain, rp, gogo yubari, peter wimsey, strong bad, all school, mel beeby, anya jenkins, jack harkness, death, emma woodhouse, newspaper

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emilyremains August 6 2006, 22:57:48 UTC

Would the walking dead be of any interest to you, Miss Woodhouse?

Miss Emily Bonham,
Hufflepuff.

Lightly Warded Owl for Emily Bonham ewoodhouse August 7 2006, 00:25:27 UTC

Dear Emily,

I am certain it would be of interest to my readers! It is quite a fascinating phenomenon, one that I've only witnessed since arriving at Hogwarts. Before I attempt to schedule a date or time, are there any subjects you would prefer not to discuss?

Sincerely,

Miss Emma Woodhouse

Pale white owl back to Emma Woodhouse. emilyremains August 7 2006, 12:05:18 UTC

Dear Emma,

I am perfectly all right with most topics, though I would prefer not to speak too closely of my death. It was a rather traumatic experience for me. I am willing to briefly touch the subject, but would rather not dwell.

Sincerely,
Miss Emily Bonham.

Re: Pale white owl back to Emma Woodhouse. ewoodhouse August 7 2006, 19:17:53 UTC

Dear Miss Emily,

Perfectly understandable, I wouldn't have dreamed of doing anything less. I hope that the subject of your afterlife will still be discussable?

I will write you when a space clears up on the newspaper's schedule.

Sincerely,

Miss Emma Woodhouse

Thread 5

exex_demon August 7 2006, 03:05:14 UTC

Anya Jenkins
Slytherin
Vengeance Demon, near-immortal (1120 years so far), former corpse

Lightly Warded Owl for Anya Jenkins ewoodhouse August 7 2006, 03:25:54 UTC

Dear Miss Jenkins,

You must have quite a fascinating story to tell, and I am overjoyed that you have chosen to share it with your peers. Before we schedule your interview, could you tell mr of any subjects you wish to avoid? Or things you want to discuss?

Sincerely,

Miss Emma Woodhouse

Re: Lightly Warded Owl for Anya Jenkins exex_demon August 8 2006, 02:34:28 UTC

Miss Woodhouse,

I can't think of anything right now. I guess in the interests of full disclosure I should tell you that while "former corpse" is technically true, I don't actually remember being a corpse, so there really isn't much to tell there.

Anya Jenkins

damien_thorn August 7 2006, 04:22:39 UTC

Damien Thorn
Slytherin
CEO of Thorn Industries, Ambassador to the Court of St. James, and the only son of Satan

Lightly Warded Owl for Damien Thorn ewoodhouse August 7 2006, 05:58:53 UTC

Dear Mr. Damien Thorn,

Thank you for granting my request for an interview so quickly. I'll be more than happy to allow you to defend your status as an only child. I will prepare your questions, and eventually contact you for your interview.

Is there any specific issues you would like to avoid?

Sincerely,

Miss Emma Woodhouse.

Re: Lightly Warded Owl for Damien Thorn damien_thorn August 8 2006, 05:25:14 UTC

Miss Woodhouse,

That would be lovely. I have nothing to hide, so I can't think of any issues that I would want to hide. I look forward to speaking with you.

Sincerely,

Damien Thorn

average_adam August 7 2006, 16:33:23 UTC

((AHAHAHAHAHA!))

friendofkittens August 7 2006, 04:27:49 UTC

DEATH
HUFFLEPUFF
I AM THE END OF ALL THINGS. THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA. THE FAT LADY SINGING.

ALSO, I KEEP MANY CATS AND THINGS OF INTEREST. AND I PLAY THE VIOLIN. SORT OF.

Lightly Warded Owl for DEATH ewoodhouse August 7 2006, 06:11:51 UTC

Dear Mr. DEATH,

Thank you for your swift response. I shall begin to create ten unique questions to suit a person of your position presently, and will contact you when an opening appears in our newspaper's schedule.

I wish to hear more of your hobbies, and anything else you are eager to speak about. Are there any subjects you'd wish to avoid, however? Or, on the other side of coin, concentrate on?

Sincerely,

Miss Emma Woodhouse

Owl to Miss Emma Woodhouse friendofkittens August 8 2006, 01:38:51 UTC

MISS WOODHOUSE,

AN OPENING? I SEE. I SUPPOSE I MUST WAIT MY TURN AS WELL, YES?

I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR I WILL OR WILL NOT SPEAK ON. I SHALL BE CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT YOU COME UP WITH.

YRS,
DEATH

Re: Owl to Miss Emma Woodhouse ewoodhouse August 8 2006, 01:57:22 UTC

Dear Mr. DEATH,

I am quite sorry, sir. I am attempting to grant interviews as quickly as possible, but even then some volunteers are going to have to wait. I hope to pair the articles up in a theme. What would be your opinion on being published with Miss Bonham?

Thank you, sir.

Sincerely,

Miss Emma Woodhouse

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Lightly Warded Owl for Admiral Zex ewoodhouse August 7 2006, 06:19:39 UTC

Dear Admiral ZEX,

I am certain that it is not just my interest, but the interest of the entire student body which is peaked. I shall begin to compose a list of questions for you and will inform you when a spot in the newspaper's schedule is clear.

Are there any subjects you would wish to discuss or avoid?

Gratefully,

Miss Emma Woodhouse.