Comments | hogwarts_hocus: The God of Love, Sex and Beauty is in the house.

spiritoferos in hogwarts_hocus

The God of Love, Sex and Beauty is in the house.

Jan 27, 2006 01:34

( Once again limb-loosening Eros shakes me,
a helpless crawling thing, sweet-bitter. )

application, tom riddle, ryuuji otogi, seto kaiba, rp, eros

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its_me_joan January 27 2006, 11:11:15 UTC

*sits there staring at him, smiling goofily* You're pretty.

spiritoferos January 27 2006, 11:16:42 UTC

*grins at her* Thank you. Would you like to choose a House for me?

its_me_joan January 27 2006, 11:21:36 UTC

Well...I want to say Hufflepuff, because we only have, like, one pretty boy there. But...Slytherin.

spiritoferos January 27 2006, 11:23:50 UTC

Thank you very much, fair Joan. *charming smile, holds out the promised phial of ambrosia*

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nightbirdboy January 27 2006, 16:08:06 UTC

You're the God of Love?

. . . . . . . I have a bone to pick with you.

Slytherin. Away from me.

spiritoferos January 27 2006, 16:14:47 UTC

Oh, come on! The entire mess with Batgirl? Completely not my fault. You had a sure thing going there and you ruined it!

*tsks disapprovingly* There is just no helping some people.

nightbirdboy January 27 2006, 19:47:01 UTC

If you're the God of Love, then I think the whole thing with her and Batman damn well is your fault.

You suck.

spiritoferos January 27 2006, 19:57:48 UTC

No, that was your fault for not giving her what she needed and confusing her emotionally. If you'd just managed to keep her happy, she wouldn't have strayed away from you.

*bristles, draws an arrow threateningly* Watch it. I'm armed and dangerous in a manner competely different to the people you're used to dealing with.

((So. Any thoughts on whom you'd like Adam to fall for if he gets hit NOW instead of on V-Day?))

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bestkogalever January 27 2006, 17:55:25 UTC

... :D Alright, you seem like a fun dude, from what I've read. I usually don't like slutty-ness (From what I've seen, it usually leads to either messed up relationships or selling yourself to creepy old men on the street for handbags. Only one couple I've seen has turned out well, and they haven't even kissed yet.), but you make up for it in making people loose they goddamn MINDSentertainment value.

I think I'll vote you into Gryffindor. I'd vote you into Slyth, but my God is in there, and he'd probably give me shit for doing soI'd rather see the fun for myself.

spiritoferos January 27 2006, 18:07:47 UTC

...You know, only person I personally have any interest in is my wife, Psyche. *smiles* But thank you for saying that you think I'll be entertaining - I'd reccommend keeping an eye on Adam and Nny if you wish to see how far my powers extend.

And thank you for the vote as well - here's your reward! *tosses her the phial of temporary immortality*

bestkogalever January 27 2006, 18:12:45 UTC

I guessed as much. Still, you are the God of Lust, which makes you an enabler of slutty-ness. And I so need to check out what's going on there.

Sweet! Immortality potion! :D Thanks, Eros! ((OOC: BTW, if you're still looking for anyone you want to pin some love-struck fool to, I offer both Chii and Ran.))

spiritoferos January 27 2006, 18:24:05 UTC

That works, sure. Nice reasoning.

No problem, use it well. *grins*

((Ooooh. Crowley falling for one of those two would be HILARIOUS. Thank you so much!))

friendofkittens January 27 2006, 19:35:24 UTC

. . . YOU ARE SOMEWHAT LESS CHUBBY THAN THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU.

WE SHOULD FORM AN ANTHROMORPHIC PERSONIFICATIONS CLUB, I SUPPOSE.

spiritoferos January 27 2006, 19:40:06 UTC

I decided to grow up a little. I can could always go back to being a child, if you'd prefer.

Oh yes! That would be wonderful. Tea and cookies?

friendofkittens January 27 2006, 19:48:30 UTC

OH, I DON'T MIND. I WAS JUST . . . SURPRISED.

AND CAKE, IF YOU LIKE.

::screened for Incarnations only:: spiritoferos January 27 2006, 19:55:03 UTC

Actually, I'm saving my childself for when a certain werewolf shows up. I figure that I can have a lot of fun switching back and forth to confuse him.

Cake is good. Chocolate cake?

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csi_sara January 27 2006, 19:44:12 UTC

Yeah. We need to talk.

spiritoferos January 27 2006, 19:58:29 UTC

What, no vote?

*blinks at her, then sweeps her a bow*

Sara - what would your problem be? You certainly attract men easily enough.

::screened for Sara and Eros:: csi_sara January 27 2006, 20:21:50 UTC

You damn well know what the problem is. You know my type. Do I ever get my type?

*glares*

It's not like Grissom has ever actually been involved with anyone. But do you let him be interested in me? Oh, no. I get Hodges sucking up to me. And okay, he's maybe a little less loathsome to me now than he used to be, but still. And if that's not enough, you have to get me all messed up and flirting with Sanders. He's young and ... and ... funny!

So then I come here to get away from it all and there's what, 7 or 8 Professors I could be involved with? But no! You still have to be an asshole about this and hook me up with young cute guys. And make all the ones that are my type either weird creatures, gods, taken or gay.

It's the same stupid thing, over and over and over again.

Just what the hell is wrong with you?!

::screened for Sara and Eros:: spiritoferos January 27 2006, 20:26:42 UTC

*solemnly* I think you should change your type.

Sanders was much better for you than Grissom would have been, really. That sort of dependence isn't healthy. As for the others being gay, taken or weird creatures...

*eloquent shrug of muscled shoulders* I need to make sure everyone has a partner, even if certain people take longer than others.

*looks at her consideringly* Hm. What about that Francis?

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