Excellent! Looks like you're in with the snark crew; hope you like eyeliner. Going for a drink sounds great. I've got a free schedule - they're pretty lax about classes and that here - so whenever suits.
Don't worry about me. Maybe I can give them all some make-up tips. We can go as soon as I put my stuff in my room. Where's the best place for alcohol around here?
There's the Three Broomsticks down in the village, but we could always crash the Ravenclaw open bar - it's supposed to be brilliant. And why pay when you can get it free, right?
Like I said, I'm pretty sure he paid off at least the judge. I mean, that bitch let the defense use the fact that Veronica had chlamydia as a viable argument (By the way, Veronica had chlamydia. Which actually ties into the really, really disturbing news I'm about to get to)
So, you remember that big bus crash at the start of the year? Beaver Casablancas did it. I know. Apparently Woody Goodman was, like, molesting him and two of the guys on the bus when he was on the little league team. The two guys were gonna tell the cops, and Beaver...wasn't exactly open to the idea. So he blew up the bus. Yeah, I know. And it gets worse
( ... )
...are you sure I can't kill him? Can I dig up his corpse and kick it a few times? How did he die?
Logan
P.S.: Yeah. People...occasionally turn into giant kernels of popcorn. Stored in this one room, behind unbreakable glass, with a little plaque beside them. Nobody knows how or why it happens, but a few of them have come back, and they seem totally normal and themselves, if a little amnesiac. On the scale of Weird Shit That Happens At Hogwarts, it rates about...an eight, I'd say.
Yes.
Look, there are a lot of fucking bizarre things that go on here. And...okay, it would take a while to explain exactly why, but I'm one of the better people to ask if you've got any questions, okay? So if anything comes up, owl me. Seriously. And in the meantime...and this isn't stuff you should disregard just to make me crazy, this is real stuff you should pay attention to, like "my father is an evil bastard": avoid the skinny guy with blue hair. Politely avoid the guy with
( ... )
Unfortunately, no. I want to, too. He jumped off the roof of the Neptune Grand. It...wasn't really pretty. If it makes you feel any better, you were the knight in shining armor. Saved Veronica and everything.
Lilly
P.S.: What if someone, like, put in a giant heat lamp and popped them? Would they turn back to normal or would they just be giant pieces of popcorn? Only an eight, though? So, what's weirder?
Huh.
So basically what you're saying is "don't talk to creepy people or eat strange food." I actually think I could have figured that out on my own.
Fuck. That's...nice. I'm...almost sorry I missed that? Veronica's okay, though? Aside from *several words, heavily scribbled out* everything?
Logan
P.S.: Don't know. Some of the people in there are bad people...well, "pedophilic werewolf" kind of says it all, doesn't it?...so if there was a way to get in and pop them, or shred them, or whatever, there are several people who would've done it. This has been a topic of conversation, believe me. As for weirder...well. April Fool's Day, half the school switched bodies. That was probably a nine. I don't need to tell you the stories about what happened on Valentine's Day, people will be telling you as soon as you've moved in, practically. Ten I'm saving for...I don't know what.
Now you sound like Oz. You met Oz, right? Good guy.
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Excellent! Looks like you're in with the snark crew; hope you like eyeliner. Going for a drink sounds great. I've got a free schedule - they're pretty lax about classes and that here - so whenever suits.
- C
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Don't worry about me. Maybe I can give them all some make-up tips. We can go as soon as I put my stuff in my room. Where's the best place for alcohol around here?
Lilly
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There's the Three Broomsticks down in the village, but we could always crash the Ravenclaw open bar - it's supposed to be brilliant. And why pay when you can get it free, right?
C
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Crashing the Ravenclaw dorms is a great idea. Liquor always tastes better when it's free! Do you know the password?
Lilly
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I love you too.
Logan
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Don't flatter yourself.
I'm over you. So over you, in fact, that I have a date tomorrow.
Lilly.
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Well, I know you're not going to flatter me. I suppose I could go find someone else to do it, though.
Shocker. Is this the part where I demand to know who it is?
Logan
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Make sure she doesn't know you.
Only if you care. You don't care, do you? You're not jealous?
He is in Gryffindor with you, though. You probably know him already. He's kinda short, has short hair. Weird, but in a good way.
Lilly
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Like I said, I'm pretty sure he paid off at least the judge. I mean, that bitch let the defense use the fact that Veronica had chlamydia as a viable argument (By the way, Veronica had chlamydia. Which actually ties into the really, really disturbing news I'm about to get to)
So, you remember that big bus crash at the start of the year? Beaver Casablancas did it. I know. Apparently Woody Goodman was, like, molesting him and two of the guys on the bus when he was on the little league team. The two guys were gonna tell the cops, and Beaver...wasn't exactly open to the idea. So he blew up the bus. Yeah, I know. And it gets worse ( ... )
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*shaky handwriting*
Lilly,
Okay.
...are you sure I can't kill him? Can I dig up his corpse and kick it a few times? How did he die?
Logan
P.S.: Yeah. People...occasionally turn into giant kernels of popcorn. Stored in this one room, behind unbreakable glass, with a little plaque beside them. Nobody knows how or why it happens, but a few of them have come back, and they seem totally normal and themselves, if a little amnesiac. On the scale of Weird Shit That Happens At Hogwarts, it rates about...an eight, I'd say.
Yes.
Look, there are a lot of fucking bizarre things that go on here. And...okay, it would take a while to explain exactly why, but I'm one of the better people to ask if you've got any questions, okay? So if anything comes up, owl me. Seriously. And in the meantime...and this isn't stuff you should disregard just to make me crazy, this is real stuff you should pay attention to, like "my father is an evil bastard": avoid the skinny guy with blue hair. Politely avoid the guy with ( ... )
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Yeah. I know.
Unfortunately, no. I want to, too. He jumped off the roof of the Neptune Grand. It...wasn't really pretty. If it makes you feel any better, you were the knight in shining armor. Saved Veronica and everything.
Lilly
P.S.: What if someone, like, put in a giant heat lamp and popped them? Would they turn back to normal or would they just be giant pieces of popcorn? Only an eight, though? So, what's weirder?
Huh.
So basically what you're saying is "don't talk to creepy people or eat strange food." I actually think I could have figured that out on my own.
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....
Fuck. That's...nice. I'm...almost sorry I missed that? Veronica's okay, though? Aside from *several words, heavily scribbled out* everything?
Logan
P.S.: Don't know. Some of the people in there are bad people...well, "pedophilic werewolf" kind of says it all, doesn't it?...so if there was a way to get in and pop them, or shred them, or whatever, there are several people who would've done it. This has been a topic of conversation, believe me. As for weirder...well. April Fool's Day, half the school switched bodies. That was probably a nine. I don't need to tell you the stories about what happened on Valentine's Day, people will be telling you as soon as you've moved in, practically. Ten I'm saving for...I don't know what.
Now you sound like Oz. You met Oz, right? Good guy.
All I can say is you would be amazed.
You will owl me if anything happens?
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