I'm sorry to say your plan to get me kicked out of the school or put into a Mary-Sue house by dripping emo on the floor and screaming about how big a whore I am didn't work. I'm in Slytherin. So, at least your "Keep Lilly out of Hufflepuff, she can't take care of herself" plan worked. Not that I belong in Hufflepuff anyway. I just wanted you to know you're probably going to be seeing a lot more of me. Please try to keep the emo and rage to a minimum.
Lilly
Hey, Charlie! I was just sorted into Slytherin. Thanks for the vote. Maybe we could celebrate by getting a drink or something? Let me know.
Lilly