Ginevra Molly Weasley's Application
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Mum makes a nice cheese sauce from a recipe in Charm Your Own Cheese. I believe it’s a variation on Alfredo, and has quite a lot of parmesan in it. That’s my favorite.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney’s like a dragon without wings. They’re illegal, so he’d have to go first. I’ll just hex him now..
3. What time is it where you are?
Time to move on. To the next question, that is.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Ugh! You do realize most of them are my family members? And Dumbledore’s like a grandfather to me! Disgusting! If I’d been sorted, I’d hex you just for asking that.
Then again, Harry’s in the Order in a sense. Harry’s brave and handsome and so very strong! *sigh*
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I snuck some Muggle vodka that dad had hidden away in a cupboard once. It was interesting. Stochy something, I think. Anyhow, if I were a Slytherin, I’d name it The Shifty Serpent’s Chamber.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
What? Fred and George wouldn’t do that! And Harry! *sob* Oh, God the questions on this application are horrid! Horrid!
Harry only split up with me to protect me. Once all this mess is sorted out, he’ll be back by my side. I have faith in the power of enduring love.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Can’t you just transfigure it into something?
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I’m quite good at Quidditch. Not as good as Harry, of course. I spent a whole school year dealing with that awful Tom Riddle boy and survived. I can help open things. I know all sorts of hexes and spells I’m really not supposed to know. And I have a bit of skill at acting, when it’s needed.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
If you’re a boy, I’ll let you date me, for a while. If you’re a girl, I’ll teach you the bat bogey hex.