closed rp: Peyton and Sirius

[oth_peyton]

Peyton was desperate. She had tried absolutely everything, and couldn't even get alcohol. She had lay awake in the common room drinking coffee and drawing all night; it was then that she seen Sirius stumble in, half-cut. 'You can't just approach strangers Peyton' she told herself. And she didn't plan on approaching him. She ripped out a page of her

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OOC Mod Note.

[dice_addict]

((Hi! While we encourage interaction with other chars, a few quick problems. First of all, Sirius was with Remus the night before, not stumbling in drunk anywhere. It's kinda veering onto godmodding to state that he was, even though it's a reasonable enough assumption to make from his behavior. ^_~

Secondly, how did your char get into his room? Sirius-mun has contact info up, so it's easy enough to check details and arrange plotlines if you like.

~Damien))

Re: OOC Mod Note.

[oth_peyton]

((He was with Doctr Cox in the Ravenclaw bar... But I'll fix the rest))

[catremistrae]

((What does "half-cut" mean? I've never seen that slang before.))

[oth_peyton]

((It just means drunk...))

[catremistrae]

((Thanks! Learn something new every day.))

[oth_peyton]

((I was worried about sounding too scottish, but then I remembered that Peyton had actually said that once before... =D))

[toujours_sirius]

((I'm a bit confused at the timing here. Sirius actually stumbles in to get some anal lube for a tryst he has later that night (the night of the Ravenclaw party) with Agent Cooper in the hospital wing. Then he leaves before the owl arrives. Therefore, he won't see the note until sometime the next day, because he'll have spent the night being pounded by Cooper on the reclining hospital beds. And Peyton isn't even in the Slytherin common room at the time Sirius sees the note, so how would he interact with her (assuming he's not completely knackered from the hot sex with Cooper in the first place)?))

[oth_peyton]

((There's no interaction, she just notices him and owls him. He won't even know its her unless he recognises the picture. She only wants him to reply in letter form first.))

[toujours_sirius]

((Ah, gotcha. Thanks for the clarification!))

[oth_peyton]

((It's cool! I should have made it clearer *embarrassed*. Clearly I'm too new at this! Ha))

[toujours_sirius]

Dear Anonymous Owler,

You are correct in your assessment that I do not know you. I assume that the enclosed sketch was meant to be a helpful tool by which I could identify you, but as you so astutely noted, I spend most of my time in a deeply drunken state and therefore haven't really noticed many people aside from the ones with whom I have had sex. And I'm pretty sure you're not one of them (especially considering that, to this point, all of them have been men and/or strange, squat white-faced creatures that wear yellow bowler hats and speak in non-sequiturs). A pity.

It is also unfortunate that your owl arrived just when I was in the middle of glorious steamy sex with the fantastically sizable Agent Dale Cooper. As you may be aware, coitus interruptus is quite unpleasant, and I don't think Cooper was particularly happy that he had to pull out just for me to read the contents of the owl and craft a reply. However, he did insist on taking the time to draw you a picture of the aforementioned non-male creature, just so that everyone

[oth_peyton]

Dear Sirius.
I apologise for my inconvenience.
I have enclosed a gift to make it up to you.

Anon.

Enclosed is a package which includes This, This and This

[toujours_sirius]

Dear Anonymous Owler,

Many thanks for your gifts. I guarantee that they will see much use in my care. In fact, I have already put a couple of them to extremely good use and am enclosing a picture of the evidence for your perusal.

[oth_peyton]

Dear Sirius

I have quite a collection. If you ever get bored with what you have, feel free to use mind.

Anon