closed rp: Peyton and Sirius
Peyton was desperate. She had tried absolutely everything, and couldn't even get alcohol. She had lay awake in the common room drinking coffee and drawing all night; it was then that she seen Sirius stumble in, half-cut. 'You can't just approach strangers Peyton' she told herself. And she didn't plan on approaching him. She ripped out a page of her
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You are correct in your assessment that I do not know you. I assume that the enclosed sketch was meant to be a helpful tool by which I could identify you, but as you so astutely noted, I spend most of my time in a deeply drunken state and therefore haven't really noticed many people aside from the ones with whom I have had sex. And I'm pretty sure you're not one of them (especially considering that, to this point, all of them have been men and/or strange, squat white-faced creatures that wear yellow bowler hats and speak in non-sequiturs). A pity.
It is also unfortunate that your owl arrived just when I was in the middle of glorious steamy sex with the fantastically sizable Agent Dale Cooper. As you may be aware, coitus interruptus is quite unpleasant, and I don't think Cooper was particularly happy that he had to pull out just for me to read the contents of the owl and craft a reply. However, he did insist on taking the time to draw you a picture of the aforementioned non-male creature, just so that everyone is clear on whom I am having sex with.
In fact, at this moment, Cooper is absolutely chomping at the bit for me to resume our exploration of each other's bodies on the reclining beds here at the hospital wing, so it is with deepest regret that I close this letter to you. Good luck in your future endeavours.
Cheers,
Sirius Black
((Thumbprints composed of some greasy substance, likely anal lube, mar the corners of the letter))
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I apologise for my inconvenience.
I have enclosed a gift to make it up to you.
Anon.
Enclosed is a package which includes This, This and This
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Many thanks for your gifts. I guarantee that they will see much use in my care. In fact, I have already put a couple of them to extremely good use and am enclosing a picture of the evidence for your perusal.
Once again, many, many thanks. You certainly have quite the eye for tools that enhance male sexual pleasure.
Cheers,
Sirius Black
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I have quite a collection. If you ever get bored with what you have, feel free to use mind.
Anon
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