Radio Hogwarts with Ichimaru Gin ya!
Good mo~rning, all you listeners out there in radioland! I do think that's the correct turn of phrase, is it not? Welcome back to Radio Hogwarts, the best -- and only, I suppose, radio show on campus. This is your DJ for today, Ichimaru Gin, and given the way things have been going here are WART, I'm sure there will be plenty of oh-so-mysterious anonymous requests. Exciting, don't you think?
And as usual, after the show we'll be opening the Floo lines to anyone who wishes to discuss problems, or who just happens to have something to say. Don't be shy -- you don't have to give your name, after all, so what have you got to lose, hmmm?
Starting off today's lineup, we have from the mysterious "E", a song sent out to 'my lovely ladies at JAILBAIT. May the happiest of fortunes smile upon all of you.'
Popular, from Wicked.
Ah, and here we have a request from Fillerbunny, who just had a party in its (his? her?) honor not so long ago. Perhaps a little strange, but far be it from me to question why one would celebrate a bunny-filled day. So here you are, Fillerbunny. Enjoy~!
Jens Lekman - Black Cab
Lyrics
Oh, isn't this fascinating. Here we have a request from an anonymous caller, directed towards one Shibuya Yuuri, with the message, "Your world's romantic music is more ominous than amorous. I think I'm starting to understand why you're so strange."
The Police - Every Breath You Take
How wonderful! Next is from another mysteriously mysterious anonymouse, directed to "My Favorite Fury." Now now. Don't you folks know there's a no-kill rule on campus? It would be a shame to be encouraging murderous intent via radio, surely!
The Police - Murder By Numbers
Let's lighten the mood a bit shall we? To Shibuya Yuuri, from his friend, Wolfram von Bielefeld, we have:
Saiga Mitsuki - Owaranai Bouken / Neverending Adventure
Taking a break from that rather nauseating melodramatic expression of friendship -- oh, just kidding, just kidding -- we have the following request from Aphrodite. She says that this song is: "Dedicated to two lovely boys who, as much as they -- well, one of them, anyway -- don't seem to like me, have my kindest wishes and most heartfelt blessings. Kisses, darlings."
Pansy Division - The Cocksucker Club
Lyrics
Now, as a special favor to someone who's been oh-so unintentionally useful, let's break for a short announcement, shall we?
"Perhaps that one-night stand wasn't such a good idea after all, and you'd like it completely erased from your memory? Are you experiencing problems with your gigai and require an easy, affordable solution? Addicted to Space Candy or wanting to try it for the first time? Come to Urahara Shoten, for all your shinigami needs~! ♥♥♥♥♥
Allpurchasesfinalnorefunds-exchanges-orreturns."
He also mentioned that.. let's see... *paper rustling* "Now available! The new 2006 Shinigami Captains: Swimsuit Edition calendars, sure to make your--"
...
......
......... I'm afraid I'm not quite sure if this is appropriate for me to be mentioning on-air, Urahara. And I do hope I'm not in said calendar in any sort of unbecoming pose. ...How exactly were these pictures obtained? Urahara?
Do excuse me a moment. I'll just let the next few anonymously requested songs play while I... attempt to take care of some business.
"Robocop vs. Anderson Cooper"
Belle and Sebastian - Piazza, New York Catcher
Ani DiFranco - Worthy
Well, since a certain someone seems to be hiding himself quite nicely here at Hogwarts, let's continue on, shall we? Next up, from Luna.. may I ask, how do dead milkmen sing, exactly?
The Dead Milkmen - Stuart
Oh, my! And here we have another request from Fillerbunny, this time going out to "my very best friends ever River Tam and Stephen Maturin." Isn't that sweet? I know I think of them often too, Fillerbunny, though I've not met Miss Tam properly yet. Perhaps soon, hmmm?
The Magnetic Fields - It's Only Time
Lyrics
From a Mr. Steerpike, we have a request for,
Three Weird Sisters - Discovery
And from Door,
Three Quarter Ale - Two Magicians
Oho, and another anonymous dedication, "to someone who may or may not recognize who this song is for." Let's hope they do, hmm? Although one can't help but think it would be funnier if there was a bit of a case of mistaken dedications, what with all these anonymice running around~!
The Cure - Homesick
Well, that looks like the end of the show for today. And to close, I'd like to send this song out to you-know-who, from me to you, with much special affection. Even though it's a variation on one I played earlier, I do think it's quite appropriate, don't you?
o/~ Every breath you take, every move you make,
Every bond you break, every step you take,
I’ll be watching you~~ o/~
The Police with Henry Mancini - Every Breath You Take
Next time your DJ will be the illustrious Hermes, followed by Hawkeye, Miss Emma Woodhouse (helloooo~!♥), and a Mr. CMOT Dibbler. ((Place your requests here!))
That's all, and good night! Hona sainara!
And as usual, after the show we'll be opening the Floo lines to anyone who wishes to discuss problems, or who just happens to have something to say. Don't be shy -- you don't have to give your name, after all, so what have you got to lose, hmmm?
Starting off today's lineup, we have from the mysterious "E", a song sent out to 'my lovely ladies at JAILBAIT. May the happiest of fortunes smile upon all of you.'
Popular, from Wicked.
Ah, and here we have a request from Fillerbunny, who just had a party in its (his? her?) honor not so long ago. Perhaps a little strange, but far be it from me to question why one would celebrate a bunny-filled day. So here you are, Fillerbunny. Enjoy~!
Jens Lekman - Black Cab
Lyrics
Oh, isn't this fascinating. Here we have a request from an anonymous caller, directed towards one Shibuya Yuuri, with the message, "Your world's romantic music is more ominous than amorous. I think I'm starting to understand why you're so strange."
The Police - Every Breath You Take
How wonderful! Next is from another mysteriously mysterious anonymouse, directed to "My Favorite Fury." Now now. Don't you folks know there's a no-kill rule on campus? It would be a shame to be encouraging murderous intent via radio, surely!
The Police - Murder By Numbers
Let's lighten the mood a bit shall we? To Shibuya Yuuri, from his friend, Wolfram von Bielefeld, we have:
Saiga Mitsuki - Owaranai Bouken / Neverending Adventure
Taking a break from that rather nauseating melodramatic expression of friendship -- oh, just kidding, just kidding -- we have the following request from Aphrodite. She says that this song is: "Dedicated to two lovely boys who, as much as they -- well, one of them, anyway -- don't seem to like me, have my kindest wishes and most heartfelt blessings. Kisses, darlings."
Pansy Division - The Cocksucker Club
Lyrics
Now, as a special favor to someone who's been oh-so unintentionally useful, let's break for a short announcement, shall we?
"Perhaps that one-night stand wasn't such a good idea after all, and you'd like it completely erased from your memory? Are you experiencing problems with your gigai and require an easy, affordable solution? Addicted to Space Candy or wanting to try it for the first time? Come to Urahara Shoten, for all your shinigami needs~! ♥♥♥♥♥
Allpurchasesfinalnorefunds-exchanges-orreturns."
He also mentioned that.. let's see... *paper rustling* "Now available! The new 2006 Shinigami Captains: Swimsuit Edition calendars, sure to make your--"
...
......
......... I'm afraid I'm not quite sure if this is appropriate for me to be mentioning on-air, Urahara. And I do hope I'm not in said calendar in any sort of unbecoming pose. ...How exactly were these pictures obtained? Urahara?
Do excuse me a moment. I'll just let the next few anonymously requested songs play while I... attempt to take care of some business.
"Robocop vs. Anderson Cooper"
Belle and Sebastian - Piazza, New York Catcher
Ani DiFranco - Worthy
Well, since a certain someone seems to be hiding himself quite nicely here at Hogwarts, let's continue on, shall we? Next up, from Luna.. may I ask, how do dead milkmen sing, exactly?
The Dead Milkmen - Stuart
Oh, my! And here we have another request from Fillerbunny, this time going out to "my very best friends ever River Tam and Stephen Maturin." Isn't that sweet? I know I think of them often too, Fillerbunny, though I've not met Miss Tam properly yet. Perhaps soon, hmmm?
The Magnetic Fields - It's Only Time
Lyrics
From a Mr. Steerpike, we have a request for,
Three Weird Sisters - Discovery
And from Door,
Three Quarter Ale - Two Magicians
Oho, and another anonymous dedication, "to someone who may or may not recognize who this song is for." Let's hope they do, hmm? Although one can't help but think it would be funnier if there was a bit of a case of mistaken dedications, what with all these anonymice running around~!
The Cure - Homesick
Well, that looks like the end of the show for today. And to close, I'd like to send this song out to you-know-who, from me to you, with much special affection. Even though it's a variation on one I played earlier, I do think it's quite appropriate, don't you?
o/~ Every breath you take, every move you make,
Every bond you break, every step you take,
I’ll be watching you~~ o/~
The Police with Henry Mancini - Every Breath You Take
Next time your DJ will be the illustrious Hermes, followed by Hawkeye, Miss Emma Woodhouse (helloooo~!♥), and a Mr. CMOT Dibbler. ((Place your requests here!))
That's all, and good night! Hona sainara!