Crowley grinned wickedly as he set up the booth in the Great Hall. It looked something like
this but the sign read:
KISS RYUUJI - ONE GALLEON
(no tongues)
All proceeds go to benefit Fillerbunny Day!
Two for one specials for:
Anne, Kira, Seto, Alucard, Oz, Sara, Mai, Tim, Jason, Steerpike, Salazar, Ron, Ancalagon, and Mystique
Free! (tongue included)
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And as soon as she turned the corner, she shifted forms into Crowley, dark suit, sunglasses and all, a perfect match for how she'd seen him last. Mimicking him perfectly, she went up to the booth and gave the boy an amused smirk, "No discount for your Head of House, kid?"
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"Hey, I know you can afford two if you want two."
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Taking out a Galleon from a pocket, she let it drop to the table and then quirked an eyebrow at Ryuuji. "I'll pay for one, and then decide if it's worth a second kiss." The laugh that followed was perfectly Crowley, as Mystique added, "Or you'll pay me for the second one. Whichever."
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"I guess we'll find out then," he said, leaning in for the kiss. What followed was in Crowley's personal top ten of the weirdest things that had ever happened to him. It fell just above the frilly pink dress incident during the French Revolution and just below the trying to take out Lucifer with a tyre iron. He was kissing himself, the ultimate act of narcissism, and fuck if he wasn't enjoying every second of it. Breaking off after a moment, he smirked. "All right, so who's paying whom, then?"
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He plonked the coin down on the table as he spoke, and leaned in for the promised kiss.
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"Fillerbunny Day is a day when we are going to make Fillerbunny feel special. He's a cute little bunny who was cruelly abused and hurt, but we want him to know that that's not going to happen at Hogwarts."
Snatching up Jason's coin, he gave him a swift kiss on the lips. "Thanks! Fillerbunny will really appreciate it."
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And for that matter, where Nightwing and why wasn't Nightwing trying to stop Ryuuji from whoring himself out?
Confused, but keeping in mind that Kon knew nothing of all this, Jason nodded, putting on his best expression of good-natured idiocy. "Right, give your bunny friend my best regards. Thanks for the kiss."
He paused. "If I pay extra, can I get a shot of myself kissing you?"
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"Now, Ryuuji. Why isn't it two for one for me? I am something of a professional in this field"
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"You're not really Ryuuji are you?"
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Alucard was too often oblivious to what went on around the school lately, because his attention was required elsewhere. It was difficult to not notice his own name on a large sign in the Great Hall, though, as he was passing by. He backtracked and walked over to the booth to read the sign, smiling slightly.
"No tongue, but you don't mention anything about no teeth." When he looked at Ryuuji, his smile faltered. It wasn't the boy's outward appearance or manner, but something else that gave him pause. One of those curious things beyond human perception. Perhaps the deadite was troubling him again?
"I'm happy to donate, but you can keep the kiss, if you don't mind... Ryuuji?" Leaning closer, he looked Ryuuji over very carefully. "Are you okay?"
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"Me? Yeah, I'm fine." Hoping to change the subject, he added, "Is that your donation then?" Crowley took the galleon and twirled it in his fingers. "You have to have the kiss if you've donated, you know..."
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He reached a hand around to the back of Ryuuji's neck, and gently pulled the boy closer as he leaned down the rest of the way to claim his kiss.
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Look, I know I admitted the other day that I need to get out more, but I'm not paying you to kiss me.
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I'll tell you what, Ryuuji. I'll give you a galleon for Fillerbunny day, but instead of a kiss, can I'd like to stick this in your mouth.
*Sara pulls out one of her swabs, and another evidence bag*
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Crowley tried a quirky smile. "I charge more than a galleon to go putting weird things in my mouth."
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