Open RP to anyone in the school

[anthony_crowley]

Crowley grinned wickedly as he set up the booth in the Great Hall. It looked something like this but the sign read:

KISS RYUUJI - ONE GALLEON
(no tongues)

All proceeds go to benefit Fillerbunny Day!

Two for one specials for:
Anne, Kira, Seto, Alucard, Oz, Sara, Mai, Tim, Jason, Steerpike, Salazar, Ron, Ancalagon, and Mystique

Free! (tongue included)

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[strangemystique]

Having been highly amused all day long, Mystique - currently in the form of Ran, because Ran hadn't been seen so far and she knew where Ran's soul was - sauntered past with a laugh.

And as soon as she turned the corner, she shifted forms into Crowley, dark suit, sunglasses and all, a perfect match for how she'd seen him last. Mimicking him perfectly, she went up to the booth and gave the boy an amused smirk, "No discount for your Head of House, kid?"

[anthony_crowley]

Crowley's green eyes widened slightly. What was Lupin playing at? But he couldn't argue. Not with everyone around. They'd know he wasn't Ryuuji then. He tried his best petulant air.

"Hey, I know you can afford two if you want two."

[strangemystique]

"Don't pout, kid. Doesn't suit you." Mystique rolled her eyes behind the sunglasses, knowing that the impatience of the gesture would be communicated even though her eyes couldn't be seen. She'd observed Crowley in action often enough to know how it went, after all.

Taking out a Galleon from a pocket, she let it drop to the table and then quirked an eyebrow at Ryuuji. "I'll pay for one, and then decide if it's worth a second kiss." The laugh that followed was perfectly Crowley, as Mystique added, "Or you'll pay me for the second one. Whichever."

[anthony_crowley]

Damn, Lupin had improved in the last few hours! Crowley hadn't known the man knew him that well. He laughed at the imitation. The snarky look really did work for him.

"I guess we'll find out then," he said, leaning in for the kiss. What followed was in Crowley's personal top ten of the weirdest things that had ever happened to him. It fell just above the frilly pink dress incident during the French Revolution and just below the trying to take out Lucifer with a tyre iron. He was kissing himself, the ultimate act of narcissism, and fuck if he wasn't enjoying every second of it. Breaking off after a moment, he smirked. "All right, so who's paying whom, then?"

[redbutnotrobin]

...Well, as long as he was in Kon's body, he might as well see if he could damage Kon's reputation a little, right? Walking up to the booth, pulling a shiny golden Galleon out of his pocket, Jason greeted Ryuuji as cheerfully as he could, wondering if this really was the boy he'd met in France, and if so, if he'd be recognized even within Kon's body. "Ryuuji! What's Fillerbunny Day?"

He plonked the coin down on the table as he spoke, and leaned in for the promised kiss.

[anthony_crowley]

"Hey!" replied Crowley not recognizing the kid at all but acting like he did. He'd had years of practice at that...

"Fillerbunny Day is a day when we are going to make Fillerbunny feel special. He's a cute little bunny who was cruelly abused and hurt, but we want him to know that that's not going to happen at Hogwarts."

Snatching up Jason's coin, he gave him a swift kiss on the lips. "Thanks! Fillerbunny will really appreciate it."

[redbutnotrobin]

"..." Jason just had to stare at that. The speech patterns didn't match those of the snarky, viciously protective boy he'd met in France. Was this just how Ryuuji acted when Nightwing wasn't around?

And for that matter, where Nightwing and why wasn't Nightwing trying to stop Ryuuji from whoring himself out?

Confused, but keeping in mind that Kon knew nothing of all this, Jason nodded, putting on his best expression of good-natured idiocy. "Right, give your bunny friend my best regards. Thanks for the kiss."

He paused. "If I pay extra, can I get a shot of myself kissing you?"

[anthony_crowley]

"I will. Uh..." Then Crowley remembered the betting book. "Yeah, sure. Why not?" He flipped his ponytail and smiled.

[kayewinnet]

Kaylee couldn't resist trying out Inara's innate companion training just a little.

"Now, Ryuuji. Why isn't it two for one for me? I am something of a professional in this field"

[anthony_crowley]

Wondering who this was and trying to blink shyly, which didn't really work with Ryuuji's face, Crowley said, "I guess I was just too intimidated by your skill to offer mine in return..."

[kayewinnet]

Kaylee laughs, it's Inara's voice and yet it's Kaylee's laugh. Very odd, and it actually stops her short. She gives up the pretence.

"You're not really Ryuuji are you?"

[anthony_crowley]

"What? Sure I am! Look." Crowley adopts Ryuuji's stance, his pouty, bratty expression, and flips his hair. "Now, really, who else could make that look so good?"

[alucard_tepes]

((I so want to see Anc', in dragon form, take Crowley!Ryuuji up on it. Also, feel free to do anything to Alucard. Forcing a kiss would be amusing. ^_~))

Alucard was too often oblivious to what went on around the school lately, because his attention was required elsewhere. It was difficult to not notice his own name on a large sign in the Great Hall, though, as he was passing by. He backtracked and walked over to the booth to read the sign, smiling slightly.

"No tongue, but you don't mention anything about no teeth." When he looked at Ryuuji, his smile faltered. It wasn't the boy's outward appearance or manner, but something else that gave him pause. One of those curious things beyond human perception. Perhaps the deadite was troubling him again?

"I'm happy to donate, but you can keep the kiss, if you don't mind... Ryuuji?" Leaning closer, he looked Ryuuji over very carefully. "Are you okay?"

[anthony_crowley]

"Oh, I can do teeth," said Crowley with a toothy smile, regretting the temporary loss of his fangs.

"Me? Yeah, I'm fine." Hoping to change the subject, he added, "Is that your donation then?" Crowley took the galleon and twirled it in his fingers. "You have to have the kiss if you've donated, you know..."

[alucard_tepes]

It seemed like Ryuuji... Odd. Maybe it was nothing, then. 'Bob' was certainly being quiet, if he was there too in any form. "Have to?" His smile returned. What the hell, it couldn't hurt. Hopefully.

He reached a hand around to the back of Ryuuji's neck, and gently pulled the boy closer as he leaned down the rest of the way to claim his kiss.

[anthony_crowley]

Knowing that the young man before him would know if he did anything halfheartedly, Crowley put six thousand years of experience into the best (closed-mouth) kiss he could manage.

[csi_sara]

*carrying an evidence bag with some of her own hairs in it, and a bit frustrated that no one's offered her any DNA samples in Ravenclaw, Sara goes to the Great Hall to see if she can find more test subjects there. What she finds instead is a shocker. Baffled, she approaches the table Ryuuji's set up*

Look, I know I admitted the other day that I need to get out more, but I'm not paying you to kiss me.

[anthony_crowley]

Crowley raised an eyebrow and put a hand on his hip. "You're not paying me to kiss you. It's a donation for Fillerbunny Day. The kiss is just a thank you gift." He wondered who the hell he was talking to.

[csi_sara]

Damn, Mr. Crankypants. I was just teasing you. *Ryuuji would have known that, wouldn't he and would have given her a smartass answer back, right? Still, she can't be sure it's not him*

I'll tell you what, Ryuuji. I'll give you a galleon for Fillerbunny day, but instead of a kiss, can I'd like to stick this in your mouth.

*Sara pulls out one of her swabs, and another evidence bag*

[anthony_crowley]

Cotton swabs and an evidence bag? It seemed like Sara, but the guy was in law enforcement, too, right?

Crowley tried a quirky smile. "I charge more than a galleon to go putting weird things in my mouth."