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I must be mad to be doing this. I'm a busy duck and magic always seemed like a lot of nonsense.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? Those little samples that they stand and give out at the grocery store. They're free, and if you take enough you've got yourself a lunch.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? I'd never out and murder someone, but seein' as I don't like weasling out of an answer, I'm forced to say Barney. I'm raising my three young nephews and my housekeeper's daughter. They're clever enough to keep away from that thing, but I still won't risk turning their brains to sludge.
3. What time is it where you are? 5:21 in the morning, Cairo time. We're treasure hunting in a few tombs tomorrow and I can't fall back to sleep.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. I'd like to think I'm not a hormone-driven teenager begging for a feel. If romance happens, it happens. (And if it happens, Minerva McGonagall. I like women who have spunk and a good head on their shoulders.)
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. Who wrote this application, and are they above the age of fifteen?
Harry should marry whoever he pleases. I could feed you some nonsense about Romulus and Remus if you like, but it's a waste of time. I'm the richest duck in the world. I've got an empire to run.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Are you daft? I'm not about to give you a handout. I worked all my life for my money and I'm not stealing anyone else's!
This is all some scheme to waste my time while my money bin is robbed, isn't it? Who are you working for?!
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? Those little samples that they stand and give out at the grocery store. They're free, and if you take enough you've got yourself a lunch.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? I'd never out and murder someone, but seein' as I don't like weasling out of an answer, I'm forced to say Barney. I'm raising my three young nephews and my housekeeper's daughter. They're clever enough to keep away from that thing, but I still won't risk turning their brains to sludge.
3. What time is it where you are? 5:21 in the morning, Cairo time. We're treasure hunting in a few tombs tomorrow and I can't fall back to sleep.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. I'd like to think I'm not a hormone-driven teenager begging for a feel. If romance happens, it happens. (And if it happens, Minerva McGonagall. I like women who have spunk and a good head on their shoulders.)
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. Who wrote this application, and are they above the age of fifteen?
Harry should marry whoever he pleases. I could feed you some nonsense about Romulus and Remus if you like, but it's a waste of time. I'm the richest duck in the world. I've got an empire to run.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Are you daft? I'm not about to give you a handout. I worked all my life for my money and I'm not stealing anyone else's!
This is all some scheme to waste my time while my money bin is robbed, isn't it? Who are you working for?!