Hile
Current Application: Roland of Gilead
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese spoils. No good for traveling.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney, most like. He's a trig demon bastard... worst of his kind. Preys on children.
3. What time is it where you are?
Time no longer behaves as it should... it's moved on, as all things in my world have.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
If it were to be plain harassment, without the sex, I'd find comfort in being bothersome to Alastor Moody. Reminds me somewhat of Cort, my teacher of old. Who I nearly killed in the battle I was proven a gunslinger.
As for sex, Sai McGonagall would suit me well.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Bars avoid me, and I pay them the same respect.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
If Sai Potter's dowsing rod pointed as such, I reckon there'd not be whole lot of difference 'twixt the two. Which is probably the way he'd like it, anyhow.
To choose one, however, is a matter of Ka. If y' think it'd help, I'll kill one of them...
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Ka is a wheel.
Not sure how that applies, necessarially, but I'll leave that to the Ravenclaw boys to figure.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I can draw and shoot faster than you can think to wet yourselves... but I don't shoot those who haven't asked for it, as a rule.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I don't carry a lot of gunna, so my barter's mighty slim. I pride myself on resourcefulness... shows in how long I've lived. So I give myself, sais. Use me as you will.