Hi everyone, here's my application
Pantalaimon thought I should apply to this school, and he's usually right about things, so I thought I'd go ahead. (Pantalaimon's my daemon, by the way. Do they have daemons in this world?)
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Ooh, I like cheddar. It's nice.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney's big, isn't he? He's too big for me to just fight on my own. I'd ask Iorek Byrnison if he'd help fight Barney (Iorek's an armored bear, and he's very big and strong), but he might say no. Then I reckon I'd just have to trick Barney into running off a cliff or something.
3. What time is it where you are?
Dunno, I don't have a watch with me. But the church bells are ringing the third quarter hour.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I fancy that Charlie Weasley. He seems really brave and strong, like my friend Will. (I miss Will so much. :( )
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Does Harry WANT to marry Fred and George, or is someone making him do it? It's not nice to make people do things they don't want to do. If Harry doesn't want to marry them, then he shouldn't have to. And if anyone tries to make him, he should run away and find his own true love to marry instead.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I'm really good at telling lies if I need to and talking people into doing things, so I can do that if you want. And I'm not afraid of anything! I'm also learning how to read my aletheiometer. I used to be able to read it with no problem but then I couldn't anymore, but I'm getting better at it again. So if you need to know anything - anything at all! - you can just ask me.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Ooh, I like cheddar. It's nice.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney's big, isn't he? He's too big for me to just fight on my own. I'd ask Iorek Byrnison if he'd help fight Barney (Iorek's an armored bear, and he's very big and strong), but he might say no. Then I reckon I'd just have to trick Barney into running off a cliff or something.
3. What time is it where you are?
Dunno, I don't have a watch with me. But the church bells are ringing the third quarter hour.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I fancy that Charlie Weasley. He seems really brave and strong, like my friend Will. (I miss Will so much. :( )
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Does Harry WANT to marry Fred and George, or is someone making him do it? It's not nice to make people do things they don't want to do. If Harry doesn't want to marry them, then he shouldn't have to. And if anyone tries to make him, he should run away and find his own true love to marry instead.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I'm really good at telling lies if I need to and talking people into doing things, so I can do that if you want. And I'm not afraid of anything! I'm also learning how to read my aletheiometer. I used to be able to read it with no problem but then I couldn't anymore, but I'm getting better at it again. So if you need to know anything - anything at all! - you can just ask me.