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[state_servant]

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[ponderingponder]

Your Lordship, welcome. Slytherin, I think, would suit you best. Unless you'd prefer a different house?

[state_servant]

I do have slight preference for Ravenclaw. However, according to popular opinion I'm better suited to Slytherin. *Smiles slightly.*

By the way the Archchancellor sends his greeting and hopes you return to the Unseen University soon. Also the Dean hopes you will consider asking the Bursar to join you.

[ponderingponder]

Slytherin it is, then.

I'll thank the Archchancellor for his well wishes once I manage to figure out how to send an owl through distorted space and time. And I do think the Bursar is better suited at the University. I don't think anyone supplies dried frog pills over here.

[state_servant]

True, true and they would find his method of -ahem- broomless flight very odd.

Are you going to build a new thinking machine here?

Slytherin

[shadow_charmer]

*chuckles at the bar name*

I think you'd do very well here in Slytherin with me.

Re: vote: Slytherin

[state_servant]

Thank you for your vote Doctor. I pride myself on my efficiency. And I'm not half as despotic as used to be. Unless you happen to be a mime.

[the_lady_door]

How do you determine who among the poor are 'deserving'?

[state_servant]

If they are poor they are deserving, don't you agree?

[teatimeassassin]

Hi, I'm Teatime!

And you, sir, I certainly know about. Slytherin seems to be the place people your sort of power go though it would surely would be impolite to fail to mention the things you could bring to Hufflepuff would be so wanted, so I suppose I'll vote you there. Or would you rather go to another House?

[state_servant]

Johnathan Teatime *raises eyebrow* why I remember hearing some very disturbing things about you from Lord Downy. As I recall you were a psychotic killer very enthusiastic about your work The watch still doesn't know who gutted those seamstresses. Nice to see you here. I'll deal with you later

Slytherin would be excellent or Ravenclaw if you want.

[teatimeassassin]

He talked about me? How kind of him. They were in the way, sir. I couldn't finish performing my service with them around. It's very nice to see you as well, sir. Oh, that will be fun.

I'll stick with Slytherin, then, sir.

[state_servant]

Oh yes quite fun. Thank you for your vote. In your way? That is understandable. But why did need to remove a kidney from one? The breasts from another? And the eyes of the remaining three.

((Yay, for jack the ripper references.))