1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
There is a special sugared cheese that my people make, somewhat a delicacy, the cheese itself made from goat's milk. I must confess I favour it a great deal, perhaps more than might be thought healthy, I'm often told in jest.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?I do not
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Orc tools of war...
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Aye, an assortment of crudely forged weapons. Crude, yet very effective in achieving their purposes, as I can attest to. They've a rather more fearsome appearance than the more finely crafted weaponry of other races. What sort might interest you? Sword, glaive, axe...? There are many.
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Weapons, though... what sort? If you give me something I like I might not squib you.
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As I stated to the fellow before you: Swords, bows, hunting knives, daggers, cleavers, axes, maces, and even Hobbit-sized weaponry and Orc artifacts. An Orc blade might be of interest to you? Though not as finely crafted as Elven swords, and usually a great deal heavier, they are no less efficient in their purpose and rather more... intimidating, in appearance. Also, the end of the hilts are often spiked. I have several on hand, and could easily get more. Are any to your liking?
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Those do have style. I like the first one. A lot.
Gryffindor. Because you didn't flinch.
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Finally he repeats as the others, "Weapons? I like weapons."
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"I give you the same offer as the others. Shall I repeat it, or did you hear me before? There is a very wide range of weaponry available to me, and I could see about forging something specifically for you if you'd prefer."
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"Luckily, I heard you. It seems that weapons is currently a common request. I'd rather like a dagger of some kind... Any recommendations before I give my opinion on where to sort you?"
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