Vala looked round in confusion, her hand going for the knife down the side of her boot. She'd been with the rest of the team, hadn't she? They'd been scouting out some hideous backwater pub looking for a contact. She'd even got dressed up to play the part of the hardened criminal, leather and all, and they'd been about to walk through in to the
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On the other hand, this was nothing like as weird as most of the stuff she encountered on a daily basis. "A magic school, or a school that teaches magic?" She put the knife back in her boot and held out a hand. No sense in scaring the one living creature she'd met so far. "Vala Mal Doran. Thief, smuggler, and general criminal." She sighed. "Reformed now, of course."
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A noble hero strides forth from ye entrance to ye Sorting Room, clad in a pair of leather trunks, over which a Hogwarts school robe hung open, revealing a bare (and mysteriously hairless) chest too broad and well-developed to permit the robe to close. A Gryffindor school tie was knotted about his brow with its ends trailing down his back, and above that perched a plastic souvenir faux-Viking helmet, white-horned.
"I AM BEOWULF," he booms at the new arrival. "I'M HERE TO KILL YOUR MONSTER."
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A new applicant? "Sooo cool." The sound of several Shoggies noticing said new applicant- several of these amorphous creatures, resembling piles of guts with a random assorment of eyes, came squelching into the Sorting Room, all eyes on Vala. "It's a girl human," one of the Shoggies murmured to the others. "She has the bouncy parts up top." "They're sooo nice bouncy parts I think," murmured another Shoggy, reasoning, "Most humans we see cover them up more. She must like hers so they must be nice ones!" "Do you think she's a cultist?" one of the creatures asked another. "Maybe. . .she's sort of dressed like it's time for sacrifices," another replied. The little horde squelched closer, muttering between each other about the overall likelihood of Vala's cultist status, until finally they stopped near her. Shoggy 7 (designated as such for no other reason than ( ... )
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